DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! Every notice how the hot babes swarm AFTER you get a girlfriend?

Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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Every since my girlfriend and I became an official item, it seems the hot babes have been swarming out of the woodworks. There is this new blonde Russian girl in the office (Mmmmmmmm.....) and we hit it off immediatly. Seems a tech in another office nuked her PC bad and I got it running again within an hour. During that time we talked and it seems she is CCNA certified and really knows her stuff (she came to me because I had access to stuff on the admin side). After that we talked along time all sort of tech stuff and had a lot of really good laughs. She asked if I wanted to out to dinner.... DOH!!!! I confessed that I had a girlfriend and I couldn't go out on a date. She told me to bring my girlfriend along but I thought it would be awkward.

WHY OH WHY!?!?!?

Windogg
 

fdiskboy

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Typical. Also, the grass is ALWAYS greener. You just don't notice it until it's too late.
 

Otis8

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Interesting.. I haven't ever noticed that. But I guess it helps that I also have NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. Doh!
 

Windogg

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How many girls do you know have an self-built overclocked P3-550E (733Mhz)? I was impressed.

Windogg
 

DAM

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she cant be real!!!



however, yeah ive also noticed that it never fails, the moement you get a gf, it seems that you become disarable, even if the girls dont know you have a gf, they can smell it or something.







dam()
 

NastyNate

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Yup..know exactly what you're talking about..
Trust me..If you break up,other girls will have nothing to do with you anymore!

too bad-------> Murphy's Law.
 

chansen

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You think it's bad when you have a girlfriend? Wait 'til you're married. Women go for men who aren't afraid of commitment. Ironic, since it would require only a weak commitment for one to reciprocate.
 

prodigy

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<< How many girls do you know have an self-built overclocked P3-550E (733Mhz)? >>



NONE! She's a MAN!!
 

Viper GTS

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How many girls do you know have an self-built overclocked P3-550E (733Mhz)?

None, but I talked to a girl once doing DSL support who had built a dualie Celeron rig using the ever-popular BP6. She was cool, completely comfortable in her registry, etc, etc, etc...

And then there's always my wonderful coworker, who can engage you in a discussion on the pros/cons of ABIT vs ASUS motherboards, &amp; the latest video chipsets.

And I'm in love with a poli-sci major.

Go figure.



Viper GTS
 

Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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I won't I've had my chances and passed them all up. This one just caught me off guard. Even if we did hit it off it wouldn't last long.

DAMNMIT THAT'S TOO MUCH THERMAL PASTE!!!!
NO CUT THE BLOWHOLE HIGHER!!!
92MM FAN? WHERE THE HELL THE THE 120MM?
NO STUPID, IT BSODS WHEN ITS IN DIMM2 and 3
WTF?!?!? THE FSB IS TOO HIGH. THAT'S WHY IT CRASHES
ONLY NEWBIES USE 10.x.x.x FOR INTERNAL NETWORKS
NOVELL SUCKS
NT SUCKS
I WANT A NEW CISCO ROUTER

Yea, I can almost hear it now.

Windogg
 

Total Refected Power

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I knew a woman who built her own scientific instruments. You guys would have liked her, if you didn't mind the fact that she had to shave more frequently than me!
 

I'm Typing

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The babes are there all the time. You just started noticing them and reacting like this AFTER you decide to let everyone know of your relationship...
In other words...they have not changed...YOU HAVE.
 

Thorn

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Oct 9, 1999
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You're not married, you're not even engaged... go out with the other girl for cripes' sake!

That's what dating is for!


PS. Don't tell your GF about it though, unless sparks do fly. No reason to burn any bridges.
 

AndrewR

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Oct 9, 1999
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Windogg: Thermal paste and blow holes, huh? You are talking about computer related things, aren't you?
 

dennilfloss

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&quot;She told me to bring my girlfriend along but I thought it would be awkward.&quot;

I hope you now realise that you rejected a lesbian threesome! She probably had a closet full of toys and was willing to play Ms. Santa Claws!

Take It Like A Man (Michelle Wright)
 

ltk007

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You have a GF and you have hot babes swarming after you???? AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING????


MORON! *smacks windogg*
 

chansen

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I'm sure he does, Denis. It IS awkward, not knowing who you should be paying attention to, waiting your turn, etc. Of course, that's what I hear...
 

Thorn

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Dammit dennilfloss! Don't make posts like that while I'm at work... now I won't be able to concentrate on my job for the rest of the day.
 

IBhacknU

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chansen's right,

once you're hitched it's a whole different game.

MUST..... RESIST..... URGES!
 

sweetrobin

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I hate to tell you this guys ... but girls that have boyfriends get hit on more too ... I don't know why it is ... but some people only want other people have. So everytime a girl is hitting on you .. just think about the guys that are hitting on your girlfriend, fiance or wife... that oughta make ya think. Hehe ... the worst thing is the people who hit on your significant other while you are right there. E_mc_2 and I were on a date one night at a seafood place and the waitress was hitting on him sooooo bad. She even offered to him when he received his meal &quot;Let me know if you need any help cracking you crab legs&quot; (she even fluttered her eye lashes). The only thing he might have needed was help in keeping me from breaking her legs.
 
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