Damn, my paycheck sucked!

[compuwiz1]

Sh!t! We're going to Mexico next week, but my check sucked. This seems to happen every year, right before we leave on vacation. How in the hell am I supposed to explain to the wife, that my check is $3000 less this 2weeks, than normal?

 

[Ryan]

I wish my checks could have a 3K variance

 

[j00fek]

should have stayed at work

 

[compuwiz1]

I think I seem to go on vacation, mentally, 2 weeks before vacation. Maybe thats the problem.

 

[kranky]

With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

 

[j00fek]

im always on vacation, just not 8hrs of every weekday .

 

[compuwiz1]

Nah, just b!tching out loud. It's not a problem.

I just can't buy what I wanted to buy. Oh, well......

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: kranky
With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

agreed. even if that $3000 represented 1/2 your paycheck thats $6k/week... $300K+ per year.
no pity

and how in the hell does your paycheck vary $3000 AND you don't know it? That seems impossible. Salary = fixed income hourly = you know how much you worked commission = you know how much you sold.

 

[Taggart]

Topic Title: Damn, my paycheck sucked!

Waaaaahhh cry me a freakin river. Sounds like your paycheck is the exact opposite of 'sucked.'

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: kranky
With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

agreed. even if that $3000 represented 1/2 your paycheck thats $6k/week... $300K+ per year.
no pity

and how in the hell does your paycheck vary $3000 AND you don't know it? That seems impossible. Salary = fixed income hourly = you know how much you worked commission = you know how much you sold.

I believe he works on commission at a Car Dealership

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: kranky
With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

agreed. even if that $3000 represented 1/2 your paycheck thats $6k/week... $300K+ per year.
no pity

and how in the hell does your paycheck vary $3000 AND you don't know it? That seems impossible. Salary = fixed income hourly = you know how much you worked commission = you know how much you sold.

Some commisions didn't clear payroll cutoff time. That just means I'll get them later than I wanted.

 

[Homerboy]

Some commisions didn't clear payroll cutoff time. That just means I'll get them later than I wanted.

I worked high $ commissions before and I knew damned well when and where and what my paycheck was... simply because your paychcek could vary soo much from week to week and you...uh... had to plan accordingly as one week you could afford that Ferrari the next you coudln't.

To say that your paycheck "sucked" is still pretty cocky I'd say...

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Some commisions didn't clear payroll cutoff time. That just means I'll get them later than I wanted.

I worked high $ commissions before and I knew damned well when and where and what my paycheck was... simply because your paychcek could vary soo much from week to week and you...uh... had to plan accordingly as one week you could afford that Ferrari the next you coudln't.

To say that your paycheck "sucked" is still pretty cocky I'd say...

Maybe it was. That was not my intent. I was just a bit pissed at the company for not processing my deals. I was going to buy a watch this week, because I wanted to wear it for the trip we are going on. Oh, well...I should have bigger problems. Sorry

 

[Firsttime]

Well wouldn't you just tell your wife that some of your commissions are just comming a little later. Then you could just put the stuff on credit while you are away and pay it off when you get back? Still as a 17 year old I wish I made 3k every 2 months, let alone had that kind of varrience on a paycheck.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: kranky
With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

He has posted an awful lot lately about how much money he makes, the toys he buys, etc.

Personally I think he's feeling a little insecure & is pumping up his e-penis a few notches to compensate.

[PUMP]Oh noes I have to absorb a $75K drop in effective yearly take home this week, I won't be able to spend as much on hookers & booze while on my yearly foreign beach vacation.[/PUMP]

Viper GTS

 

[JujuFish]

You're a car salesman? Eeeeeevil.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: kranky
With all respect, if you have $3000 variations in your paychecks, you should have enough money saved so that it wouldn't even be an issue. You're making it sound like you're living paycheck to paycheck.

He has posted an awful lot lately about how much money he makes, the toys he buys, etc.

Personally I think he's feeling a little insecure & is pumping up his e-penis a few notches to compensate.

[PUMP]Oh noes I have to absorb a $75K drop in effective yearly take home this week, I won't be able to spend as much on hookers & booze while on my yearly foreign beach vacation.[/PUMP]

Viper GTS

Actually my posts or boasts have been out of celebration of how great it feels to be 4 years out of business loss, homelessness, save for my sister, who let me move in, until we could get back up. I'm not complaining, just joking around a bit.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
You're a car salesman? Eeeeeevil.

NO! I'm a manager

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: JujuFish
You're a car salesman? Eeeeeevil.

NO! I'm a manager

The overlord of car salesmen? Eeeeeevil.

 

[edro]

Poor attempt at attention whoring.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Actually my posts or boasts have been out of celebration of how great it feels to be 4 years out of business loss, homelessness, save for my sister, who let me move in, until we could get back up. I'm not complaining, just joking around a bit.

Regardless, it's getting old.

And before you go screaming class envy or anything stupid like that there are plenty of people on this board in far better financial positions than yourself who DON'T walk around with their cocks out for the world to see.

Viper GTS

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Actually my posts or boasts have been out of celebration of how great it feels to be 4 years out of business loss, homelessness, save for my sister, who let me move in, until we could get back up. I'm not complaining, just joking around a bit.

Regardless, it's getting old.

And before you go screaming class envy or anything stupid like that there are plenty of people on this board in far better financial positions than yourself who DON'T walk around with their cocks out for the world to see.

Viper GTS

Wow, when did you become so harsh? Not the Viper I used to know. You should go pick on someone more deserving than I, like JLGatsby.

[Have I really become that big of an A-hole?]

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Wow, when did you become so harsh? Not the Viper I used to know. You should go pick on someone more deserving than I, like JLGatsby.

I just call it like I see it.

And the Great Gatsby is a dead horse at this point, you were fresh in my mind & the opportunity presented itself.

On a softer note I am glad to hear you're back on your feet again.

Viper GTS

 

[dxkj]

If it can work for some video cards it can work for a watch! Good luck!!

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Wow, when did you become so harsh? Not the Viper I used to know. You should go pick on someone more deserving than I, like JLGatsby.

I just call it like I see it.

And the Great Gatsby is a dead horse at this point, you were fresh in my mind & the opportunity presented itself.

On a softer note I am glad to hear you're back on your feet again.

Viper GTS

:laugh:

This thread was a lame attempt at some 40 something guy being the shiznit. Have a good day!