Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker @ christmas

[alferret]

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting on the Deck of the Death
Star. Light Sabres are clashing and the air is crackling with electicity.

Darth: "Luke, give yourself to the Dark Side."
Luke: "No. I will never turn to the Dark Side."
Darth: "Luke, it is your Destiny. Join me."
Luke: "Never. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
Darth: "If you will not turn, then I will tell you what you are going to get for Christmas."
Luke: "I know you can't do that. My gifts are hidden from even your evil power."
Darth: "I know all of them Luke. Turn to the Dark Side or I will tell you and spoil the surprise."
Luke: "But how? How could you possibly know what gifts I am to get on that most happy of mornings?

Darth hold Luke by his rebel tunic, pulls him close, his harsh
breathing the only noise, echoing hollowly as he gloats over the
fear he can see in Luke's eyes. Leaning even closer, he whispers in Luke's ear -

Darth: "I know Luke, because even before you set foot on the Death Star, I felt your presents."

 

[ltk007]

If you read that last line over and over again, it starts to sound perverted.

 

[nullshark]

And the last four lines seem like something you'd hear in prison :Q

 

[Pretender]

<< If you read that last line over and over again, it starts to sound perverted. >>

I only had to read it once for it to sound that way.