If you want to be a Bastard, then follow the dating season rules:
1) Dating season begins on February 15th
2) Dating season ends the first weekend of November
Why the 15th? It's the day after Valentine's Day. Then the Bastard woos his mark with words like, "baby, if I was your man, I would have treated you better than he did yesterday." Or, "you want romance on Valentine's day, you won't get it from me because every day is romance with me." Yeah, its full-strength cheese, but it'll work on a girl who got a night of bowling from her Cupid.
Why this weekend to dump her? Check the calendar. She is checking it right now, too. She's looking at calendar on the checkbook with the bills she paying and now she is noticing that Thanksgiving is coming up. Hey, wouldn't that be a great time to fly home to her parents and siblings and show you off? Yup, it is time to meet the parents. You break up with her after she mentions this and you will be outed as the Bastard you are. You are showing that you are not in this relationship for anything other than sex and a good meal. Instead, by breaking up with her before this, you can cite the old standbys of: I need more time; this is going so fast that I feel dizzy; it's not you, it is me - and i want to be right with myslf before I do something wrong for the both of us. You get the point. By preempting the Thanksgiving call, you might not be suspected of being a Bastard, but just as another guy who has issues.
But what will a Bastard do on all those cold lonely nights of winter? Don't worry; check the calendar again. See December? Two big things that make winter worth living: Christmas parties and New Year's Eve. You know all about Christmas parties - the drinking, the cute girl in Accounts payable that has been drinking also and giving you knowing glances, the storage room. Ah, drunken hookups with little or no shame or recriminations. And too, New year's Eve. Same thing but ever thought about having a 3-some? This night is your best chance. Go get 'em, tiger!
As for January, this when you pick out those girls you've always wanted (but were unavailable with boyfriends) and work that slow steady magic that will come to fruition on Feb 15th. That's right, you are a Bastard!
Cliff Notes
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Dating starts Feb 15th, ends 1st weeekend of November.
Mid-winter hookups of Christmas parties and New Year's Eve
1) Dating season begins on February 15th
2) Dating season ends the first weekend of November
Why the 15th? It's the day after Valentine's Day. Then the Bastard woos his mark with words like, "baby, if I was your man, I would have treated you better than he did yesterday." Or, "you want romance on Valentine's day, you won't get it from me because every day is romance with me." Yeah, its full-strength cheese, but it'll work on a girl who got a night of bowling from her Cupid.
Why this weekend to dump her? Check the calendar. She is checking it right now, too. She's looking at calendar on the checkbook with the bills she paying and now she is noticing that Thanksgiving is coming up. Hey, wouldn't that be a great time to fly home to her parents and siblings and show you off? Yup, it is time to meet the parents. You break up with her after she mentions this and you will be outed as the Bastard you are. You are showing that you are not in this relationship for anything other than sex and a good meal. Instead, by breaking up with her before this, you can cite the old standbys of: I need more time; this is going so fast that I feel dizzy; it's not you, it is me - and i want to be right with myslf before I do something wrong for the both of us. You get the point. By preempting the Thanksgiving call, you might not be suspected of being a Bastard, but just as another guy who has issues.
But what will a Bastard do on all those cold lonely nights of winter? Don't worry; check the calendar again. See December? Two big things that make winter worth living: Christmas parties and New Year's Eve. You know all about Christmas parties - the drinking, the cute girl in Accounts payable that has been drinking also and giving you knowing glances, the storage room. Ah, drunken hookups with little or no shame or recriminations. And too, New year's Eve. Same thing but ever thought about having a 3-some? This night is your best chance. Go get 'em, tiger!
As for January, this when you pick out those girls you've always wanted (but were unavailable with boyfriends) and work that slow steady magic that will come to fruition on Feb 15th. That's right, you are a Bastard!
Cliff Notes
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Dating starts Feb 15th, ends 1st weeekend of November.
Mid-winter hookups of Christmas parties and New Year's Eve