Day 14 of my potato diet

[Mayne]

I just kicked it up a notch just now. Cut slits in the potatoes and filled the gaps with bits of onions.

Not only will it taste better, I won't burn the house down with a pot of lard that I normally use.

Wish me luck guys.

baked potatoes ftw.

 

[Crono]

Appropriate for a Mayne potato thread.

 

[Captante]

Refresh my memory ... where exactly does lard come in with baked potato's?

 

[crashtech]

Lard is great for deep-frying.

 

[RichUK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JvYBXosptc

 

[Mayne]

its good for deep-frying. I will go back to it after i've used up the rest of my HP Sauce on these baked potatoes.

 

[Mayne]

Sadly I've put on a few pounds since the diet started. but I haven't pooped in 5 days.

 

[CraKaJaX]

YAMT

 

[Humpy]

My step brother was on a potato diet up until he killed himself.

Stay safe Mayne.

 

[Mayne]

My step brother was on a potato diet up until he killed himself.

Stay safe Mayne.

diet won't kill me yet. Just trying to feed 4 other people on it is getting me dirty looks.

 

[RichieZ]

pretending that you are matt damon?

 

[Mayne]

pretending that you are matt damon?

Matt Damon has no shit on me.

 

[JEDIYoda]

diet won't kill me yet. Just trying to feed 4 other people on it is getting me dirty looks.

Potatoes if eaten in large enough quantities contain a neurological emancipator that causes severe abscoudation of the ligaments at the neuronuclear level which in turn can cause calcification of whatever is a dangling......nasty stuff to mess with....

 

[Krazy4Real]

Mayne can count to potato

 

[Humpy]

diet won't kill me yet. Just trying to feed 4 other people on it is getting me dirty looks.

The potato diet is a symptom of giving up on life.

 

[Mayne]

I won't lie. I had a bit of protein a couple days ago. It got rid of the agony of sore muscles and stiffness getting out of bed. So yeah, i'm a bit of a cheater..don't tell my sister.

 

[Harrod]

I can't really tell if this is a parody thread or not, but my wife while in medical school, said that she knew someone who ate a baked potato a day and lost weight.

 

[Mayne]

I can't really tell if this is a parody thread or not, but my wife while in medical school, said that she knew someone who ate a baked potato a day and lost weight.

not a parody thread. I wish.

 

[Linux23]

Wtf is a potato diet? My head is spinning.

 

[lxskllr]

Know what's good? Make mashed potatoes, form them into patties, then pan fry them. You're welcome.

 

[Mayne]

Know what's good? Make mashed potatoes, form them into patties, then pan fry them. You're welcome.

apparently my masher didn't make the move to my new place I live at. I"ve been without a masher for 7 months now.

 

[Humpy]

Wtf is a potato diet? My head is spinning.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with potatoes, but it's when you just eat potatoes.

 

[lxskllr]

apparently my masher didn't make the move to my new place I live at. I"ve been without a masher for 7 months now.

You're gonna be making patties anyway; just grab those fuckers and squeeze. You might want to let them cool down a bit.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You forgot to cut them into fries and add gravy and cheese, this is Canada! And bacon, it's always nice to add bacon too. (some diets actually consider bacon healthy, go figure)

 

[Captante]

its good for deep-frying. I will go back to it after i've used up the rest of my HP Sauce on these baked potatoes.

Deep frying I totally get .... how about baking?