I found this post from dell community funny
Originally posted by ugauga
To Dell,
I am a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and voluntarist and atheist. Yes, that is true. And I ordered hundreds of computers from Dell in the past. That's right. And if you ship my 20 Axims I ordered at $71 a piece (for testing of course, I am not going to keep them), then I will buy a zillion computers from Dell (as soon as I get a job). If I do not get them, then I will tell all my buddies in the ghetto, and to the homeless not to shop at Dell anymore. Yeah, you heard me right.
Oh, I also plan to buy a share at Dell. I demand that you honor these orders as I represent the shareholders.
If you still do not ship my order, I will file a class action law suit. No kidding. I ordered in good faith. I saw the price and it looked a fair price. What practices are these? All my orders with Dell in the past have been canceled: karma mp3 player, 4600 desktop. I always ordered in good faith, why do not you ever ship my orders? I lost a lot of money on eBay putting these things for auction, having to pay the fees and I got negative feedback also. And if my dad finds that I used his credit card again, he will not allow me to watch TV for a week.
Sincerely,
ugauga, President, CEO, CFO, Manager of a multi-billion company and Lord of the Rings.
Edit: Forgot to mention that I expect an answer by 2am CST. If not, I am not going to buy from Dell anymore, and I'll switch to dumpster diving instead.
Message Edited by ugauga on 11-26-2003 12:29 AM