Dear ATOT fatties:

[ultimatebob]

Then put it in the corner, use as a clothes tree for a few years, and sell it on craigslist for 5¢ on the dollar.

Well, there ya go... you wanna be the fatty buying the practically unused and dusty TotalGym for $50 instead of the sucker fatty who paid $1000!

 

[ultimatebob]

Also, I'm curious... why is it considered OK to bash fatties here, instead of say... Jews or Black people? Or how about Gays? Everyone seems to love them now.

Seems to be a pretty serious double standard.

 

[Dirigible]

I would think an inexpensive stationary bike in front of the TV would be a better expense. Less noise, less hassle to maintain, less conscious thought required to use. Wouldn't make a difference if the user sets a 48oz Big Gulp in the drink holder though.

I have no idea how anyone can pedal an exercise bike. Ugh. Or an elliptical or anything else like that. I get on my mountain bike and go ride on trails. The views are fabulous. I meet and talk to people. I go off some sweet jumps. I have a great time.

It happens to be exercise, but that's not my fault and isn't very noticeable since there are so many distractions.

If I had to pedal while going nowhere I'd never exercise.

 

[Dirigible]

Also, I'm curious... why is it considered OK to bash fatties here, instead of say... Jews or Black people? Or how about Gays? Everyone seems to love them now.

Seems to be a pretty serious double standard.

If you're back you're black. Not a choice.

I'm a fatty because I'm lazy and have decided to watch my stories while gobbling bon bons. Also: fuck vegetables.

It is also OK to vilify rude people. And republicans. And drunk drivers. Maybe they will change their ways if we don't accept their vices.

 

[zinfamous]

Also, I'm curious... why is it considered OK to bash fatties here, instead of say... Jews or Black people? Or how about Gays? Everyone seems to love them now.

Seems to be a pretty serious double standard.

difference between going after someone for things they were born into (no one chooses to be born), and what is generally, and pretty much accurately perceived as a situation based on life choices. Not always, of course, but it tends to hold true.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Why would I use a pos like the total gym?

 

[SSSnail]

Why would I use a pos like the total gym?

Because it's the most economical option with the smallest footprint that would enable you to perform exercises for most, if not all, of your muscle groups while watching TV?

 

[Bateluer]

I have no idea how anyone can pedal an exercise bike. Ugh. Or an elliptical or anything else like that. I get on my mountain bike and go ride on trails. The views are fabulous. I meet and talk to people. I go off some sweet jumps. I have a great time.

It happens to be exercise, but that's not my fault and isn't very noticeable since there are so many distractions.

If I had to pedal while going nowhere I'd never exercise.

Someone who is 100lbs overweight isn't going to be taking a mountain bike onto trails and going off jumps.

 

[Dirigible]

Someone who is 100lbs overweight isn't going to be taking a mountain bike onto trails and going off jumps.

Some will.

But they will break frames and wheels regularly. That makes it double badass though.

 

[zinfamous]

Some will.

But they will break frames and wheels regularly. That makes it double badass though.

What happens when one breaks a frame while mountain biking? Is there risk of a seat pole up one's rectum?

:hmm:

 

[Dirigible]

I have twice broken my seat post. It did not go up my rectum. My saddle just kind of fell away and I was left standing on the pedals. Then I had to stand and pedal all the way back to the car, which got old quickly.

I suppose it's possible for that to happen, but it would require the post breaking at a location up away from the frame so some post is still in place, and the saddle clearing itself out of the way and then you getting impaled. I'd really rather not think of such things, since I'd like to keep mountain biking...

 

[clamum]

can you translate that to a human measuring system?

I need to know if I should be judging you.

322 pounds. D:

 

[zinfamous]

I have twice broken my seat post. It did not go up my rectum. My saddle just kind of fell away and I was left standing on the pedals. Then I had to stand and pedal all the way back to the car, which got old quickly.

I suppose it's possible for that to happen, but it would require the post breaking at a location up away from the frame so some post is still in place, and the saddle clearing itself out of the way and then you getting impaled. I'd really rather not think of such things, since I'd like to keep mountain biking...

too late! :sneaky:

 

[BurnItDwn]

Dear fvcktards. How about I will do whatever the fvck I want to do with my body. If I want to eat 11 hamburgers because it sounds like a good idea, and then sit on my fat ass while streaming netflix... I will do exactly that.