Dear Mod:
For some reason you deleted my thread entitled "***OFFICIAL***Red Dawn is an Old Guy Neener Neener & I Hate Towel-Heads & There Is No God So I Am Going to Smoke Reefer While Downloading Warez & Molesting Under-Aged Goats ***CONFIRMED***NOW WITH KID PORN PICS!!!***"
What I want to know is, when mods delete threads, where do they go?
Your friend,
Frick N. Idjit
Dear Idjit:
We moderators can use our incredible superpowers to send your deleted threads to many destinations. Here is a partial list of what may befall your thread:
Many other possibilities exist, but making those little bullet thingies has reminded us that we have things to do and trolls to blast, so we'll say bye-bye until the next Idjit question comes our way.
Your friend,
Mod R. Ator
For some reason you deleted my thread entitled "***OFFICIAL***Red Dawn is an Old Guy Neener Neener & I Hate Towel-Heads & There Is No God So I Am Going to Smoke Reefer While Downloading Warez & Molesting Under-Aged Goats ***CONFIRMED***NOW WITH KID PORN PICS!!!***"
What I want to know is, when mods delete threads, where do they go?
Your friend,
Frick N. Idjit
Dear Idjit:
We moderators can use our incredible superpowers to send your deleted threads to many destinations. Here is a partial list of what may befall your thread:
- Thread is filled with colorful sugary crap and sold as "Pixy Stix."
- Thread is declared brain-dead and is buried in "Forum Issues," where no one will read it and it can get a nice rest.
- Thread is secretly backward-masked onto a Britney Spears album, thus causing kajillions of nitwit teenybops to register at AnandTech (obviously this has already happened in excess; we are sorry.)
- Thread goes to hell, where it is tormented for all eternity by little demon mod wannabe's who poke it with pitchforks while shrieking "Nef!" "Nef!"
- Thread is woven into a bra for Gwyneth Paltrow. There is lots of thread left over.
- Thread is translated into Ebonics and becomes the next hit for Ja Rule.
- Thread is ground up into kibble and fed to Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, who says that it's a nice thread...FOR HIM TO POOP ON, which he then proceeds to demonstrate.
- Thread is embedded in Lucite and loaded on a NASA space probe in hopes that there is intelligent life out there (if so, the poor misguided ET's must be using AOL, since they haven't registered here yet.)
- Thread becomes Vice President of the United States and is never heard from again.
- Thread is used to garrote Celine Dion, causing her to sing "My heart will go AAAACCCCCKptui..."
Many other possibilities exist, but making those little bullet thingies has reminded us that we have things to do and trolls to blast, so we'll say bye-bye until the next Idjit question comes our way.
Your friend,
Mod R. Ator