- Jul 8, 2003
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What the hell happened to you? You used to be delicious; your nut-nougat-caramel filling cloaked in delicious milk chocolate.
Now, you're barely recognizable, your peanuts are sometimes mushy, the nougat tasteless. Worst of all, the brown substance you wear as a coat only marginally resembles chocolate; it's so artificial that washing it down with diet pepsi (blech!) is an improvement.
Cliffs: I just had a Snickers out of my kid's halloween candy. They're fucking terrible now.
Now, you're barely recognizable, your peanuts are sometimes mushy, the nougat tasteless. Worst of all, the brown substance you wear as a coat only marginally resembles chocolate; it's so artificial that washing it down with diet pepsi (blech!) is an improvement.
Cliffs: I just had a Snickers out of my kid's halloween candy. They're fucking terrible now.