Death Method

[LordMorpheus]

shove me out of an airplane as high as it goes before I need oxygen to stay awake.

I'd enjoy the scenery, have fun in the fall, feel the wind on my face, and it'd be over in a second.

Its all a state of mind. If you gave me time to prepare myself I could enjoy it, instead of screaming all the way down.

 

[amol]

i want to die after posting my 1,000,000th post on ATOT

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: dataxpress

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Of all the ways to die, I think a panic-stricken descent from 13k feet would be pretty decent. Sure, you have a couple minutes of sheer terror when you realize that your main and reserve chutes have malfunctioned, but the end is almost painless. It'd be a rush. If I knew it was coming, I'd want to be on acid at the time. At least then I know it's not going to mess up my future.

Would you rather your gas pedal get stuck and your brakes and steering fail?

You don't feel like superman then.

No, that's too variable. You could live, be horribly mangled, or D|AF.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Being impaled by a fleshlight.

I have not the necessary keyboard keys to express the multitude of emotions that those words have created deep within the bowels of my soul.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Being impaled by a fleshlight.

I have not the necessary keyboard keys to express the multitude of emotions that those words have created deep within the bowels of my soul.

To give shape to the emotions that you must no doubt be feeling, I have prepared the following haiku:

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[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: dataxpress
Somebody had in their sig the text "When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car."

That gave me an idea... start a thread about how you want to die!

Massive heart attack while having sex.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

sh!tload of heroin

 

[pennylane]

This thread is hilarious. While dying in one's sleep seems to be the most peaceful, no real way of saying goodbye (assuming I find an SO... though me being on ATOT lowers the chances of that). I don't know how to answer the question.

 

[w00t]

wtf kinda question is this ur cut

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: jdiddy
Heart attack at the point of orgasm while having sex.

:thumbsup:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jdiddy
Heart attack at the point of orgasm while having sex.

I feel sorry for whoever you are doing at the time.

I want a firing squad.

 

[phonemonkey]

Think I'd prefer to die having "snew snew" (futurama joke). Otherwise, just let me go in my sleep.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

In a blaze of glory.

okay okay I'll settle for a fire.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Not sure, but probably not like this

 

[cavemanmoron]

like Nelson Rockefeller would be ok,at an older age tho.

 

[MegaWorks]

Originally posted by: ming2020
Not sure, but probably not like this

:laugh:

 

[Stumps]

being cut in half and lying on the ground in a pool of blood looking at my legs beside me, i saw it on a tv show not long ago, ummm Third watch I think it was...looked like a painful way to die!

 

[jtusa]

I want to go down in a massive gunfight, Heat style.

 

[jvarszegi]

Instantaneously exploded into all my component atoms. Of course, I'm not wishing for a nuclear bomb to go off or anything. The point is, I'd like to go quick-- I'm brave in general but the thought of hearing my own heart beat its last is terrifying.

 

[pennhunter]

I want to be taken out by a Terminator sent back in time by Cyberdyne Systems (I think that was it). After a long motorcycle chase scene of course. LOL

 

[dataxpress]

Originally posted by: Stumps
being cut in half and lying on the ground in a pool of blood looking at my legs beside me, i saw it on a tv show not long ago, ummm Third watch I think it was...looked like a painful way to die!

Why would you want to die painfully?

 

[Fausto]

See sig.

 

[whistleclient]

Saving my family from a sinking battleship

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: tangent1138
Saving my family from a sinking battleship

Nice Royal Tenenbaums ref. :thumbsup:

 

[DurocShark]

Cold. I want to die of hypothermia.

Why? You shiver for a while, then fall asleep and don't wake up. Sounds like a deal to me!