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conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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"Wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning!"


"Scotch?"



(10 pts to the 1st person to name the movie)
 

Crazee

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That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny"
 

RustyNale

Platinum Member
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I had some "Tire-biter" ale the other day, it was yummy Just had a new bar open up, they serve 300 different brands of beer from around the world. Told the wife: "it's a good thing and a bad thing that they're opening." "Why do you say that", she asked me. "Well, it's a good thing cause they have all that wonderful selection to taste from and they're only 2 miles away", I replied. "Then why is that a bad thing" she inquired. "It's a bad thing cause they're only 2 miles away" was my answer
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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<< That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny"
>>



Sounds very familiar...Glen wouldn't be a Tom Arnold character would it?

No wait...maybe from The Stand?
 

Logix

Diamond Member
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Theorem: The less you know the more money you make.

Proof:
We know that
a) Time is Money
b) Knowledge is Power
and from Physics
c) Power = Work / Time

By simple substitution:
Knowledge = Work / Money
Knowledge * Money = Work
Money = Work / Knowledge

It follows that as knowledge goes to 0, money goes to infinity. QED.
 

IJump

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2001
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There are 300:1 odds, and the planet has 877 years and 11 months to prepare for the potential catastrophe. I think I am going to run out and get asteroid insurance right now!!!!


 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
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Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck.
 

Electrode

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Yes, I am really bored.
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck.
>>



Ah...but what about your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren?
 

IJump

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2001
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<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck.
>>



You're going to live for another 177 years? :Q Where can I get some of what you're drinking?
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
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<< You're going to live for another 177 years? Where can I get some of what you're drinking? >>



If you know my real name, I may e-mail ya the recip.
 

Robor

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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My favorite line... "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Office Space - It's a modern classic!
 

Freewolf

Diamond Member
Feb 15, 2001
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Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread.
 

Zim Hosein

Super Moderator | Elite Member
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<< Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread. >>



Freewolf, you may be on to something...hmmmm
 

Confused

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And they're quite quick on the non-subscriber forum with only 25-30 people online!
 
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