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[Amol S.]

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[Printer Bandit]

is she indian?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

If you're writing about it here, it'll never work out.

 

[SandEagle]

pyar dosti hai.
love is friendship.
ok ms. birganza?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Its probably me, everyone loves me.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

only a matter of time before she shits on your heart

 

[MongGrel]

only a matter of time before she shits on your heart

 

[SandEagle]

would you crawl a mile on broken glass to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her dirty knickers to the laundry? if not, then its not love man.

 

[brianmanahan]

would you crawl a mile on broken glass to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her dirty knickers to the laundry? if not, then its not love man.

love is harsher than i imagined.

 

[Dirigible]

Its probably me, everyone loves me.

I love you. :wub:

 

[BurnItDwn]

Its like Idiocracy in here.
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

 

[mmntech]

I love someone
They're very close to me
But our love is forbidden by the law
Write your representative to support same-self marriage.

 

[alzan]

would you crawl a mile on broken glass to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her dirty knickers to the laundry? if not, then its not love man.

That's okay. Better: "Would you eat a mile of her shit just to drink her bath water?"

 

[OBLAMA2009]

have u tried harassing her, or busting in her coffee?

 

[Newell Steamer]

You should send her a link to this thread and tell her; "Wow! just look at this thread! Isn't it awesome how this guy posted how he thinks he loves someone! I mean, isn't that great?"

If she doesn't offer to jump your bones after that, she is clearly a lesbian.

 

[LevelSea]

just tell him. maybe he feels the same way!

 

[Crono]

 

[BurnItDwn]

I love someone
They're very close to me
But our love is forbidden by the law
Write your representative to support same-self marriage.

What are the tax savings like for same self marriage?

 

[DesiPower]

The look of love! (NSFW)

Do you see it in her eyes?

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Howard]

abrasive clothing 0/10

 

[DesiPower]

abrasive clothing 0/10

You are supposed to take them off before doing it

 

[HeXen]

*Waits for parody thread titled " I think I hate someone"

 

[Mixolydian]

I love someone who, unfortunately doesnt love me back.

 

[Tombstone1881]

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

You're the one who makes me coming running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin',
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

I want you, I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you, I touch myself,
Oo, oo, oo oo, ahhhhh

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ohh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself

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