Obvious, eh? Why don't you share with us what "obvious" things clue you into abusers of the system?
Obvious, eh? Why don't you share with us what "obvious" things clue you into abusers of the system?Nope I'm not but it's very obvious the asshats who abuse the sysyem.
Nope I'm not but it's very obvious the asshats who abuse the sysyem.
"As God is my witness, I thought peacocks could fly."https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ne...k-on-united-flight/ar-BBIti2U?li=BBnbfcL&ocid
Birds of a feather may flock together, but United Airlines recently shot down one traveler’s request to bring her emotional support peacock on a flight departing Newark Liberty International Airport.
Disappointing, peacocks are awesome.
In fact, I'd rather have a plane-full of peacocks than people. They don't complain about service/comfort animals on the flight.
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Image is from a couple weeks ago, small terrier type dog walking around Whole Foods with an yellow vest on vest almost looked like a service dog vest then....
The dog pissed on the floor
I don’t need to be trained to recognize service dogs to understand they should piss on the floor in a Whole Foods
I don’t need to be a trained psychologist to know it was some spoiled wealthy woman doing it because she feels rules don’t apply to her.
You say that now. Wait till all those birds begin shitting on you, shitting on your bags, shitting next to your seat. Then again, that might be as bad as some overweight 300+ lbs behemoth taking up half of your seat sitting next to you.
Obvious, eh? Why don't you share with us what "obvious" things clue you into abusers of the system?
Quite fucking true, I used to run a wireless store in Boston. Some old, rich aloof woman used to insist on taking her "comfort" animal in. That dog was a terror, when he growled at a kid then shit on the floor it was an immediate "you leave now"
Which was of course followed with "I'll sue" guess what never happened?
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Image is from a couple weeks ago, small terrier type dog walking around Whole Foods with an yellow vest on vest almost looked like a service dog vest then....
The dog pissed on the floor
I don’t need to be trained to recognize service dogs to understand they should piss on the floor in a Whole Foods
I don’t need to be a trained psychologist to know it was some spoiled wealthy woman doing it because she feels rules don’t apply to her.
Would be interesting to contemplate the intersection of "performance artist" and "troll."The woman is a performance artist. I suspect this was some type of performance piece.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ntiko-newark-los-angeles-united-a8186671.html
http://bushwickdaily.com/bushwick/c...tist-ventiko-owns-a-peacock-named-dexter-nsfw
I don't do carry-ons, and you know what's great? Those goddamn peacocks don't either. Everyone gets to actually disembark the plane when it lands rather than wait for 50 people to unload their 100lb suitcases.You say that now. Wait till all those birds begin shitting on you, shitting on your bags, shitting next to your seat. Then again, that might be as bad as some overweight 300+ lbs behemoth taking up half of your seat sitting next to you.
This is giving me an idea for a new airlines. I'd call it Animal Farm Airlines where your livestock is welcome....for a handsome fee of course. The worlds first mobile petting zoo.
I've only seen it in the movies and on the news.Sounds like some buses and 2nd class trains many of us have been on in certain regions of the world.
Minus the fees, of course.
The Ark AirlinesThis is giving me an idea for a new airlines. I'd call it Animal Farm Airlines where your livestock is welcome....for a handsome fee of course. The worlds first mobile petting zoo.
Did the owner clean up the dogs mess? FYI stores are not allowed to ask to proof of a service dog so their hands are tied.
GENERAL RULES
Q7. What questions can a covered entity's employees ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?
A. In situations where it is not obvious that the dog is a service animal, staff may ask only two specific questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? Staff are not allowed to request any documentation for the dog, require that the dog demonstrate its task, or inquire about the nature of the person's disability.
Peacocks are loud as fuck.Disappointing, peacocks are awesome.
In fact, I'd rather have a plane-full of peacocks than people. They don't complain about service/comfort animals on the flight.
I know, I've got a relative that used to raise them. I'd still prefer peacock cawing to valley girl or ebonics though, not to mention just loud people in general.Peacocks are loud as fuck.
A plane full of peacocks squarking, shitting and crashing around the cabin in the crappy imitation of flight that they have would be really, really fucking annoying.I know, I've got a relative that used to raise them. I'd still prefer peacock cawing to valley girl or ebonics though, not to mention just loud people in general.
A new upstart eh? We're already breaking the animal glass ceiling. What ever will we do for a customer who wants to board a giraffe?The Ark Airlines
Little known fact, Noah only included his comfort animals
Complimentary severance feeA new upstart eh? We're already breaking the animal glass ceiling. What ever will we do for a customer who wants to board a giraffe?