I think you should get back into the nef posts. btw, are you hot?
My ideal job would consist of me testing new games for software companies. I would come in to my office in the morning and say hello to a team of geeky underlings, all of which would be testing games for bugs and other issues. I'd saunter on by to the sound of them fwapping away on the ASDW keys and make my way into my beautifully sunlit corner office where I would read the paper and enjoy my coffee. I'd make a trip to my private bathroom to read the sports section and keep up to date on how many games over .500 my Oilers are and how Ales Hemsky is fast becoming the best playmaker in hockey. Before lunch, I'd log on to ATOT to nef a bit, and then test a few games for about a half hour or so. Lunchtime would consist of meeting up with my wife on a nice patio downtown where we would discuss the merits of owning a wall-sized plasma television as opposed to a 60". After a delicious chicken club sandwich and a caesar salad, I drive my jet black 1986 Cutlass Supreme Brougham back to the office and crack the whip a bit (the minions are effing the dog). With food for thought in my belly, I fire off a few reviews and emails to select players in the gaming industry. For afternoon coffee break, the whole team heads down to Tim Horton's where we sit for about 20 minutes talking about current events. Everyone is an Oilers fan so we have no trouble talking hockey. The day ends with the team playing Half Life 2: DM and realizing that they can never let the boss get the crossbow because he never misses with it and it's always a one-shot kill. I finish the game 30-4 and go home to cook dinner.