Describe yourself with a movie quote.

[DarkThinker]

"This is SPARTAAAAA!! :kick to the chest;"

 

[Jeff7]

"...I'm a hard man to know, like a closed book."

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"C'mon ya damn apes, ya wanna live forever?"

 

[DainBramaged]

He doesn't give a rip.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

"Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!"

 

[chuckywang]

"It's the one that says bad motherfvcker on it!"

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

 

[Chaotic42]

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a ****** about the rules? Mark it zero!

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

 

[Strk]

I'm surrounded by assholes

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"Mine hit the ground first."
"Mine was taller."

 

[jdoggg12]

It's just a flesh wound!

 

[OrByte]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. - Ferris

 

[Chriscross3234]

I'm the foot fvcking master! ~Pulp Fiction

 

[zylander]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[GoingUp]

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability."

 

[dennilfloss]

"What am I gonna do with an empty case?"

 

[Kirby]

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

 

[rudder]

I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be

 

[Martin]

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ******, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. .

Yep, I'm the Enhancement Smoker

 

[trmiv]

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

 

[Zenmervolt]

It's a pair of quotes from "Tin Cup".

Dr. Molly Griswold: I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.
Romeo Posar: Oh, good. That's his best side.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.
Romeo: Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.

ZV

 

[zylander]

Originally posted by: trmiv
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Thats what I was looking for! Cant believe I forgot that one.

 

[DarkThinker]

"It's a bad bad plan that will hurt many people that are good, I think it's great cause it's so bad!"

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Okay, for some obligatory ATOT,

sometimes its like this:

"I've had a very lovely evening, go home, and jack off. And that's all you're gonna do." - Vincent Vega