Originally posted by: LS20
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling......... where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.