Desperate Afghan Makes an A$$ Out of Himself

maddogchen

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A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday.

The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.

"The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters.

The man had since been released without charge, he said.

In many parts of Afghanistan (news - web sites) men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars.

Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.
Sad...
 

andylawcc

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he could have used the $3000 dollars, buy a ticket to NY. go to Time Square, and get all the heads he wants for a lifetime.
 

Red

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I can't believe that young boy was intruding an abandoned house!
 

KGB1

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
he could have used the $3000 dollars, buy a ticket to NY. go to Time Square, and get all the heads he wants for a lifetime.

I live in NYC... and I'm not getting lots of head for a lifetime. I see your generalization is greatly flawed. Please re-think your outlook towards life and behaviors which are foreign to you

....now on to the texan's... like.... how to cowboys "ride" bulls?

 

Indolent

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Originally posted by: Aimster
Desperate Afghan? Why not just say desperate man?


In many parts of Afghanistan (news - web sites) men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars.

Because being from Afghanistan is what caused him to not be able to pay for his marriage maybe?
 

DigDug

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how is he making an ass out of himself? The law punishes sex outside of marraige with death. The law requires a sum of three years' annual income to get married. Jerking off can only go so far...
 

GoodToGo

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Originally posted by: DigDug
how is he making an ass out of himself? The law punishes sex outside of marraige with death. The law requires a sum of three years' annual income to get married. Jerking off can only go so far...

How many donkeys/sheep/goats/horses/bulls do you have?
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Aimster
Desperate Afghan? Why not just say desperate man?

oh brother, didn't take long for the PC crowd to appear.
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: DigDug
how is he making an ass out of himself? The law punishes sex outside of marraige with death. The law requires a sum of three years' annual income to get married. Jerking off can only go so far...

hehehehehehehe no pun intended?
 

GasX

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why didn't he do what all the other afghanis do and just bang a young boy?
 

jagr10

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Maybe the Donkey was violated. Was it consentual? We might have another Kobe situation on our hands.
 
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