Detroit Man Outsmarts Burglars by Stationing CPR Dummies

[yuku]

A man in Detroit has found a creative way to protect his home in a neighborhood filled with crime and abandoned homes.After his west-side home was broken into several times, the man decided to take action by crafting burglar scarecrows – CPR dummies dressed to look like gang members which he positions near his front door. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ummies-dressed-gang-members-outside-home.html

 

[yuku]

Have your home once being burglarized?I am just wondering how do you prevent burglary?

 

[turgenjev1]

Great idea. But Detroit is fucked up.

 

[OverVolt]

More like awesome idea.

 

[ProchargeMe]

Soo man puts dummies outside, news covers it, burglars see news, and said house, then they rob the place and disregard the dummies. Derp

 

[Pardus]

removed

 

[Sluggo]

Day 1:
They stole the dummies

Day 2:
They stole the rest of my crap

 

[pontifex]

Soo man puts dummies outside, news covers it, burglars see news, and said house, then they rob the place and disregard the dummies. Derp

lol thats what i was thinking

 

[pontifex]

Day 1:
They stole the dummies

Day 2:
They stole the rest of my crap

hahahahaha

 

[SamQuint]

I am thinking they now he will be a target for drive by shootings. The house will be shot up in no time.

Also the hate to say it but those "white" dummies don't look that intimidating. They look like grandpas too.

LOL I just noticed that the one has a "Law School" sweatshirt on. Maybe that is what is scary, a lawyer lives there.

 

[OverVolt]

Actually HE probably stole the dummies, and the law school shirt, and sun glasses, its Detroit get with the program. The criminals probably left the fake prop guns there from the last burglary.

Ahh... Detroit.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

They should allow castle doctrine in Detroit since it is now the modern wild west.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

It Macaulay Culkin's house. The neighborhood dealers are not amused and will visiting shortly. He'll be waiting with a stack of wrinkled dollars, lighter, and glassware

 

[DesiPower]

Thanks, now everyone knows... outsmarts and then drops the ball

 

[yuku]

Soo man puts dummies outside, news covers it, burglars see news, and said house, then they rob the place and disregard the dummies. Derp

Burglars do not have the guts to step forward to check whether there is a real man or just a dummy standing in front of the door at the first time. But time will proves everything and the trick will be seen through later

 

[TwiceOver]

What a shit hole. I'm so glad I don't have to live somewhere in which bars on my doors and windows are the norm.

 

[JMapleton]

I am thinking they now he will be a target for drive by shootings. The house will be shot up in no time.

Also the hate to say it but those "white" dummies don't look that intimidating. They look like grandpas too.

ROFL I was thinking that too. They see those white dudes and they're going to be disappointed when try to rob them and realized they're dummies.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Soo man puts dummies outside, news covers it, burglars see news, and said house, then they rob the place and disregard the dummies. Derp

Unless that's what the guy wants burglars to think, then he replaces the dummy gangbangers with live gangbangers, burglars break in, burglars get shot and no other burglars ever know which dummies are dummies and which are traps.

 

[yuku]

Anyway, it is a shot at burglary though it is a not very effective one

 

[DaTT]

Have your home once being burglarized?I am just wondering how do you prevent burglary?

I live in a decent area.

 

[Doppel]

Folks, I'm pretty fking sure that detroit thugs are not reading news on the internet, come on use your heads.

Anyway, it's a mostly silly idea because these things don't move and are expensive. He could have gotten a decent security system, plus signs, plus reinforce some entrance points for a similar amount of money and more efficacy.

 

[yuku]

Folks, I'm pretty fking sure that detroit thugs are not reading news on the internet, come on use your heads.

Anyway, it's a mostly silly idea because these things don't move and are expensive. He could have gotten a decent security system, plus signs, plus reinforce some entrance points for a similar amount of money and more efficacy.

yeah,it is true that a security system is much better and more efficient in preventing burglary

 

[jumpncrash]

Shotguns are probably pretty good at preventing burglary as well

 

[Soundmanred]

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[John Connor]

Get one of these.