A guy I used to work with had an '03 Mustang V6. Owning it was bad enough to begin with, but of course, it didn't stop there. He added "dual" exhaust (with a Y pipe), a Mach 1 hood, and GT / Cobra emblems.
The final straw was when I caught him shopping for Mustang parts, and he was getting ready to buy a Saleen window sticker. I just lost it and told him how stupid his car was and the fact that no one was impressed. He got really uptight about it (as expected) and explained that he purposely got the V6 model for the better fuel economy, and it could keep up with the base model Corvettes just fine anyway (the GT must blow the Z06 out of the water then, eh?). Engine mods, of course, consisted of a short ram intake and a couple of chrome doodads.
He didn't last long at that job...