"Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing" - What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

[Arkitech]

So whats your favorite quote from the show? Its really hard to pick just one but this one is in my top 20.

"Silly customer you can not hurt a twinky" - Apu - My brother and I always crack up when we hear that line.

Does anyone know who some of the writers were during their really good seasons?

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

I know Conan O'brian wrote for them for a couple seasons a long time ago.

 

[MaxDSP]

The Iliad/Homer or whatever episode: "Disco Stu was talking to YOU" <points to Bart>.....LMAO

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I'm from canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

 

[slackerinabox]

Some of the best simpsons writers have moved on leaving some pretty crappy writers...Conan O'brien moved on to, duh, his own show.. Brad Bird - perhaps the most talented simpson's writer- moved on to direct the Iron Giant (awesome movie) and he also did some writing/consulting on The King of the Hill... Greg Daniels, also a writer from the peak seasons (season 2-4 or 5), went on to co-create King of the Hill.. Yep, lots of great talent from the simpsons now working on King of the hill.. Ditto with Futurama (lots of ex-simpsons writers started writing there)... Mike Scully, the evil bastards often criticized for the downfall of the simpsons, went on to create two terrible shows- "the pitts" and "the mullets" (ok, that's not on yet so it's not fair to call it terrible)..

 

[jfall]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Guy: Ok, ah.. what is your first name
Homer: I... dont... know

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of the best simpsons writers have moved on leaving some pretty crappy writers...Conan O'brien moved on to, duh, his own show.. Brad Bird - perhaps the most talented simpson's writer- moved on to direct the Iron Giant (awesome movie) and he also did some writing/consulting on The King of the Hill... Greg Daniels, also a writer from the peak seasons (season 2-4 or 5), went on to co-create King of the Hill.. Yep, lots of great talent from the simpsons now working on King of the hill.. Ditto with Futurama (lots of ex-simpsons writers started writing there)... Mike Scully, the evil bastards often criticized for the downfall of the simpsons, went on to create two terrible shows- "the pitts" and "the mullets" (ok, that's not on yet so it's not fair to call it terrible)..

Thanks for the info! Probably why Futurama has such a old school Simpsons feel with the dialogue and jokes.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Homer: Yo Apu, give me the usual.
Apu: Yes, sir. One Kwik-E-Dog, one bubble gum cigar and the latest issue of Success magazine.
Homer: Mmmm. Hey, this hot dog tastes different.
Apu: Yes, I just cleaned out the machine sir, so the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in its putrid grease.
Homer: Yeah ... but without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.



Lenny: Geez Homer, I would have thought a guy with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (standing with two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. hahaha YEA!

 

[Rallispec]

the episode where they go to australia:

Marge: "I'll just have a coffee."
Bartender: "Beer it is then."
Marge: "No, coffee."
Bartender: "Be-er."
MArge: "C-O-"
Bartender: "B-E"
Marge: "Oh forget it."

 

[isildur]

Burns: I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children.

Bart : "There's a badger in there."
Homer : "Badger my a$$, it's probably just Milhouse"
Homer goes in dog house, violent noises
Homer : "Yep, that's a badger, or possibly a griffon."


Burns: Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Uh... if YOU did it, sir...?

 

[AbsolutDealage]

"Donuts... is there anything they can't do?"

Ahhh... monorail lovin'. That episode is classic.

 

Burns .......


"hmmm. . . eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd rather keep the dollar. "



"Smithers theres a rocket in my pocket"




Bart & Lisa

"If we go to sleep, we'll die !"

Gtandpa

"Welcome to my world"


Homer.....

"Hey ! Did you know that they have the internet for computers now"

"Alright brain, you don't like me, I don't like you, so let's just do this thing and I will go back to killing you with beer."

"Kids you tried your best and you FAILED, lesson here, DON"T TRY."

 

[CraigRT]

I wish I knew of a favorite quote... but I like the one already mentioned about not knowing his first name when trying to impersonate burns... I also like the flavour country line when he smokes the 2 cigs... hehehe

 

[geno]

BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr Burns - Are they *booing* me?
Smithers - Ahh, no they were saying Booo-urns!
*Mr Burns stands up and addresses the crowd*
"were you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-urns'?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hans Moleman - "I was saying Boo-urns."


lmao


Homer's "Saxomophone" rendition,
"No bowl, stick, STICK!"
"If you want anything from Mr. Burns, now's the time to ask! He's doped up or, dyin, or somethin!!"

there's so many good lines, can't think of em all right now.

 

[spidey07]

Disco stu talking to Marge in the ski lodge.

"Whoa, Kids! Back away not today disco lady"

 

[Saulbadguy]

"Iron helps us play!"

"The burning is love!"

"I regret nothing!"

"Oh god the PTA is disbanding!"

"The kids can call you HO-JU!"

 

[beer]

Judge: "Next on the docket, Duffman verus Duff Brewing Corporation."
Duffman: "Duffman's pension has been mismanaged, OH YEA."
Lawyer: "Objection your honor, the party-hardy attitude is a registered trademark of Duff Brewing Corporation."
Duffman: "Whatver happened to....fair use? <thrusts hips>?"

 

[new2AMD]

FBI: "Ok, you're Mr. Thompson, When I say 'Hello Mr. Thompson' and step on your foot, you say 'hi'.
Homer: "Gothca"
FBI: "Hello Mr. Thompson"
Homer(whispering to other FBI guy): "I think he's talking to you"



Homer:"Ahhh beer, the cause of and answer to all of lifes problems."


Homer:"Look Marge, I deep fried my shirt. And you said I couldnt do it"
Marge:"No Homer, I said you SHOULDN'T do it"

 

[TheCorm]

Burns: Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Uh... if YOU did it, sir...?

LOL....I like he one in my sig too...gotta love burns.

Edit: 3500th post...woohoo...exactly 10% as many posts as rossman! (I only love hasslehoff 10% as much too lol )

 

[ggavinmoss]

Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more! ...than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers.
Homer: Lisa too?
Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa. But especially Bart.

-geoff

 

[JulesMaximus]

What about some of the great visual gags also. Like when Homer gains weight to go on disability, he gets huge and when he lays down in bed next to Marge the bed sinks down to the floor and Marge falls into the hole Homer has created next to her...That episode has so many funny parts. I also like the Pulp Fiction episode.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: new2AMD


Homer:"Ahhh beer, the cause of and answer to all of lifes problems."

no no no...its
"To Alcohal, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

other favorites

(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal

 

[her209]

Homer: [Points to stomach] There's a crayon in my brain?

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Someone in the crowd: We'll vote for a third-party!!
Khan (I think): Go ahead. Throw away your vote!
Both aliens: HAHAHAHA...

 

[joecool]

DOH!

 

[new2AMD]

Aussiepulls out a spoon) "Now thats a knife"
Bart: "No it isnt, thats a spoon"
Aussie: "ahh, I see you've played knifey spoony before"