"Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing" - What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

[Aftermath]

"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in historyyyy.
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeee... AHHH!"

 

[ObiDon]

Mr. Burns --- "Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart."
Homer --- "What about the weiner? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his."

 

[geno]

"I regret nothing!"

LOL, they used to do a lot of those kinda gags, (stuff that's funny in a tragic way, "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!") haven't seen that kinda humor on many of the newer eps :/

 

[anxi80]

see quote, also, honorable mentions:

Louie: Hey! They's throwing robots!
Linguo: They *are* throwing robots.
Legs: He's disrespecting us. [to Linguo] Shut up you face!
Linguo: Shut up *your* face.
Legs: Whassamatta, you?
Louie: You ain't so big.
Legs: Me and him are going to whack you in the labonzza!
Linguo: Bad ... gad grammar overload -- error, error!

Scientist: We could remove the crayon for you! It could vastly increase your brain power! Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm... increase my killing power eh?

 

[iotone]

Principal Skinner: Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack!

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Disco stu talking to Marge in the ski lodge.

"Whoa, Kids! Back away not today disco lady"

I would not consider that my favorite or anything, But every time i read the title of this post i think of that line.

 

[NathanBWF]

Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the MAX POWER way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster!

 

[CPA]

Two from the "The Pre-Teen Braves"

[Ralph Wiggum to Coyote/Wolf]: "Will you be my mommy?"
Coyote picks up ralph with his mouth, walks off
[Ralph]: "You smell like dead bunnies."

[Marge to the Boys]: "What are we going to do?"
[Boys]: "Clean the Field!"
[Marge]: "Why are we going to do it?"
[Boys] "Liberal Guilt!"

I know I'm not exactly right on the second qoute.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
Aussiepulls out a spoon) "Now thats a knife"
Bart: "No it isnt, thats a spoon"
Aussie: "ahh, I see you've played knifey spoony before"

Ah, i liked when he was making faces at the marine guarding the embassy as if he were in england.


Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh
or smile or anything? [makes noises and faces at him]
[gets punched in the face] Ow!
Marine: No, Sir! US Marine Corps, Sir!

Heh, classic.

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F13.html

 

[NathanBWF]

"You don't snuggle with Max Power...you strap yourself on and feel the G's !!!"

 

[lchyi]

"No beer and no TV, make Homer something something"

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if i do! AHHHHHH"

 

[Pex]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rompek/The Simpsons - homer's lie detector test (1).avi

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: iotone
Principal Skinner: Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack!

That's the last time you slap your Willie around!

 

[Saulbadguy]

BUMP!

"Avert your eyes children, he may take on other forms!"

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Wellity Wellity Wellity

 

[FuzzyBee]

Ooooh, I've wasted my life.

or

Disco Stu don't advertise.

 

[kmac1914]

speaking of all this, what ever happened to Deeko?

 

[Kntx]

bart: "take him away boys!"
wiggum: "hey, I get to say that! ... Bake him away toys!"
black police guy: "what'd you say chief?"
wiggum: "...just do what the kid said"

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Pex
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rompek/The Simpsons - homer's lie detector test (1).avi

LMFAO - awesome...just awesome

keeping with the Lie Detector theme (from the 2nd part of Who Shot Mr Burns?):

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! *buzz*
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. *buzz*
_A_ date. *buzz*
Dinner with friends. *buzz*
Dinner alone. *buzz*
Watching TV alone. *buzz*
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. *buzz*
[weakly] Sears catalog. *ding*
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! *buzz*




classic

 

[Electric Amish]

"I bent my wookie"

 

[b0mbrman]

McBaine: (Emerges from ice sculpture) Ice...to see you
--My actual favorite McBaine quote is "My eyes; The goggles do nothing." But that was taken

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine

Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Marge: And really, your only crime was violating U.S. law

[Edit] Oh, here's another one...I actually have this quote on my personal checks

"I'm just trying to get [into heaven]. I'm not running for Jesus"

 

[Maverick]

dental plan!

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

McBain to base! Under attack by commie Nazis!

They won't stop me from delivering these unicef pennies!
Go pennies! Help da puny children who need you..

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!