"Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing" - What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: jfall
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Guy: Ok, ah.. what is your first name
Homer: I... dont... know

thats my fav too!

 

[Dragon365]

Originally posted by: Snipa
"Me fail english?!!! That's unpossible!!"

Hehe I love that one.

 

[Saulbadguy]

::bart is playing a guitar"

Nelson: What are you playing?
Bart: Poly wolly doodle
Nelson: more like polly wolly crappy

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Milhouse: Check it out bart I got an earing, isnt it cool?
Bart: Milhouse, my mom wears earings, do you think she's cool?
Milhouse: No your mom is HOT!


When bart comes to get his soul from milhouse
Bart: You traded it for pogs?
Milhouse: Alf pogs, remember Alf? He's back, in POG form

 

[Savarak]

In the Homer's Oddessy...
Disco Stu apparently hits on Marge with Bart next to him, then Marge leaves and then Disco Stu says "Disco Stu, was talking to YOU!" to Bart

LOL

 

[crazygal]

Back from the dead!

 

[Lounatik]

...... where Homer is eating lunch with Lenny and Carl and goes: "What do you think... [Homer looks at hand, says: 'Carl is black'], Carl?" forgot that whole scene...thats all i can piece from it...

"Carl"(the black one) says to Homer "Oh, I concur" "See, I got that from my new word of the day calendar" Carl looks at the calendar and it reads "conquer" I cry whenever I see that !


I like it when their home is infested with termites and they show up at Lenny's pad:

Homer: "Thats Lenny? Oh, I wanted the black one!"

Lenny's pad just happens to be the front wall of the local jai-alai fonton.


Man, is this show possibly the best show ever to grace our beloved televisions, or what? I mean, I watch them over and over again and laugh hysterically every time I see them, even knowing most of the shows practically word for word.




Peace


Lounatik