"Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing" - What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

[Saulbadguy]

::ralph transformed into a peacock::
I'm a dog!

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

I lost my train of thought!

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.

edit: damn, got beat.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.

edit: damn, got beat.

dental plan!

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.

edit: damn, got beat.

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

 

[KeyserSoze]

Another Disco Stu line, that was just one a few days ago:

During the Civil War Re-Enactment:
Skinner: "Hey Stonewall Jackson didn't have roller skates"
Disco Stu: "The South...shall boogie again!"


There are wayyyyyyyyy too many to even name.




KeyserSoze

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of the best simpsons writers have moved on leaving some pretty crappy writers...Conan O'brien moved on to, duh, his own show.. Brad Bird - perhaps the most talented simpson's writer- moved on to direct the Iron Giant (awesome movie) and he also did some writing/consulting on The King of the Hill... Greg Daniels, also a writer from the peak seasons (season 2-4 or 5), went on to co-create King of the Hill.. Yep, lots of great talent from the simpsons now working on King of the hill.. Ditto with Futurama (lots of ex-simpsons writers started writing there)... Mike Scully, the evil bastards often criticized for the downfall of the simpsons, went on to create two terrible shows- "the pitts" and "the mullets" (ok, that's not on yet so it's not fair to call it terrible)..

they might have moved to King of the Hill, but the worst Simpsons episode is still better than the best King of the Hill episode. Same for futurama.

 

[royaldank]

My favorite line is from an episode where Marge and Lisa are putting fake snow from a can on the christmas tree. Lisa is getting dizzyheaded and out of it.

Lisa: Can we stop now?

Marge: Not now, there's still a little green left.

 

[Buddhist]

Homer and his night terrors
"Ahhh Cobras! Cobras!"

 

[Saulbadguy]

BUMP!

Homer in a real high voice"hello mr dean, I think youre a stupid head"

Dean: "Homer Simpson is that you?"

 

[new2AMD]

After Homer gets trashed at his party and embarasses the family and all the guests are leaving...

Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you
roll him onto his stomach.
Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming.
Dr. Hibert: Remember, I said `if'.

 

[Arkitech]

up

 

[azncoffeeboi]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.

edit: damn, got beat.

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

 

[Kenny]

I only saw this episode once, and forgot the whole plot, but I thought this was funny.

Abe Simpson:

"Oh, bitch, bitch bitch."

 

[Ophir]

Favorite:
Homer lying between two vending machines, both arms up the dispensing slots.

Rescue worker: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off. [brandishes a buzzsaw]
Homer: [plaintive] They'll grow back, right?
Rescue worker: Oh, er, yeah.
Homer: Whew!


Another favorite:
A robot, on fire, runs out of the Springfield Robotics Laboratory saying "...why...why was I programmed to feel pain?"

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of the best simpsons writers have moved on leaving some pretty crappy writers...Conan O'brien moved on to, duh, his own show.. Brad Bird - perhaps the most talented simpson's writer- moved on to direct the Iron Giant (awesome movie) and he also did some writing/consulting on The King of the Hill... Greg Daniels, also a writer from the peak seasons (season 2-4 or 5), went on to co-create King of the Hill.. Yep, lots of great talent from the simpsons now working on King of the hill.. Ditto with Futurama (lots of ex-simpsons writers started writing there)... Mike Scully, the evil bastards often criticized for the downfall of the simpsons, went on to create two terrible shows- "the pitts" and "the mullets" (ok, that's not on yet so it's not fair to call it terrible)..

they might have moved to King of the Hill, but the worst Simpsons episode is still better than the best King of the Hill episode. Same for futurama.

That's just not true..Have you honestly watched more than a handful of episodes? King of the Hill has some stinkers but also has some incredible episodes as well...

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal

Also:

[Bart] I got him!
[Todd Flanders] Nah, you only winged him. He's just a Unitarian.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: azncoffeeboi

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Shiva112
dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Bullseye!

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.

edit: damn, got beat.

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

 

[wfbberzerker]

Bart: Come on Homer, I've gotta go to the bathroom.
Homer: Aww I just got comfortable, use the bottle.
Marge: No! I don't want you going in a bottle, that's what hobo's do.
Bart: Come on Homer!
Homer: No.
Marge: Homer, just take him to the bathroom.
Homer: Fine! I don't even know why we have a bottle! (starts walking away) Somebody tell me!

 

[JetBlack69]

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

 

[phatj]

I've always like this one:

Bart's class is going on a field trip, they're on the bus with Otto driving.

Nelson (rolls a grapefruit down the center aisle): Go Grapefruit!
Bart (folls an apple down the center aisle): Go apple!
Ralph Wiggum (throws a banana onto the ground): Go banana!

this episode makes me laugh so much

I also like...

Homer and Marge are "sneaking" to Judge Harm's house(boat). While sleuthing, Homer thinks he sees The judge's house but it's the wrong one... he sees The Milk man who he thinks is Judge harm at first...

Homer: The judge is a man!
Marge: No, thats the milk man, that's not her house
Homer: I know........... I'll be the MILK MAN!
Marge: Homer, lets stay on track!

I probably errored in the 2nd quote, but it should be close to accurate. Funny nonetheless.

 

[Ju1cyJ]

Some good stuff on the episode where Homer smokes medicinal MJ.

Homer (reading the warning on the bottle of joints): Toke as needed, Warning: objects may appear more edible

Otto: Hey dude, remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing.
Homer: Hahaha yeah
Otto: So can I stay?
Homer: Get out.

Homer: Could Jesus microvave a burrito SO hot, he couldn't eat it?
Flanders: Well, he... my, that's a doozy.
Homers: Now you know what I've been struggling with.


Disclaimer: these quotes are most likely incorrect...

 

[phatj]

"Ever notice how black guys have names like carl, and white guys have names like lenny?"