Disgusting Joke

[BlancoNino]

So this girl gets asked to her highschool prom by this really nice guy...but she doesn't have any money for a dress...so she asks her dad for money. Her dad says...

"Well, I'll give you some money...but only if you give me a blowjob"

The girl is shocked...but really wants to go to the prom...so she agrees to give her dad a blowjob. After a few seconds after she's started she looks disgusted and looks at her dad and says...

"Dad...it tastes awful!"

To which her father replies...

"Well your brother wanted to go to prom too."

 

[newnameman]

0/10

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: newnameman
0/10

You have no taste.

 

[Glavinsolo]

You are an idiot

 

[Brutuskend]

:shocked:

 

[LordMaul]

I *think* I get it.

And when LordMaul isn't even sure he gets a dirty joke, the dirty joke fvckin' sucks. Sorry.

 

[Cabages]

So.... the girls your sister?

 

[KingofCamelot]

-10/10

 

[DainBramaged]

So the dad fvcked the brother and then had his daughter suck his cock? You are fvcking disgusting.

 

[imported_LoKe]

That is fscking wrong. Why did you make up this "joke"?

 

[imported_Scourge]

Lol.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: LoKe
That is fscking wrong. Why did you make up this "joke"?

My dad told me it. He heard it from a guy from work. Must be great to be in the propane business.

 

[MacGuffin]

so Daddy nailed his son's ass and got blown by his daughter? tee-hee.
1/10 joke. The incest makes it -10/10.

 

[BlancoNino]

The disgustingness of this joke is what makes it funny. It's just so fvcked up it's funny.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: LoKe
That is fscking wrong. Why did you make up this "joke"?

My dad told me it. He heard it from a guy from work. Must be great to be in the propane business.

Well, I guess he figures that since you like to screw 16 y/o's, you would probably be fvcked up in the humor department also.

 

[Plifzig]

LOL...you're the brother, right?

 

[eits]

didn't i hear this joke in middle school?

i hereby envoke oldsmoboat's law.

 

[anxi80]

not that it was the greatest joke in the first place... but since you were going for gold you might as well have not even censored it.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
The disgustingness of this joke is what makes it funny. It's just so fvcked up it's funny.

Only if you're into that kind of thing. :disgust:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Plifzig
LOL...you're the brother, right?

*sigh*... wrong question. you shoulda asked, "so, how was prom?"

 

[BlancoNino]

Why do people have such a phobia of incest jokes?

 

[Plifzig]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Plifzig
LOL...you're the brother, right?

*sigh*... wrong question. you shoulda asked, "so, how was prom?"

Touche eits

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Why do people have such a phobia of incest jokes?

Because we never have engaged in incest

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
I *think* I get it.

And when LordMaul isn't even sure he gets a dirty joke, the dirty joke fvckin' sucks. Sorry.

:thumbsup:

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: Cabages
So.... the girls your sister?

10/10 for the reply!!