Do conservatives not realize they look absolutely ridiculous with their conspiracy theories?

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Amused

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More World of Batshit:

https://www.straight.com/blogra/con...atives-have-their-own-batshit-crazy-wikipedia


Conservapedia: American conservatives have their own batshit crazy Wikipedia

You know how some conservatives have problems with the so-called liberal media? Well, these right-wingers have issues with Wikipedia too. Luckily, in the U.S., they have Conservapedia.


Started in 2006, Conservapedia calls itself a "clean and concise resource for those seeking the truth". It's got an article titled "Examples of Bias in Wikipedia", which links to extensive lists of supposed leftist bias on topics from abortion to zoophilia.

For shits and giggles, let's take a quick tour of Conservapedia's often-hallucinogenic pages on topics controversial with social conservatives.

Here's what Conservapedia says about feminism:


Specifically, a modern feminist denies or downplays differences between men and women, opposes the encouragement of homemaking and child-rearing for women, and seeks to participate in predominantly male activities, possibly including sexual intercourse with women.

On gay rights:

Conservatives also oppose attempts by homosexual activists to indoctrinate children by using liberal tactics such as tolerance or forcing diversity programs onto children in schools which strongly encourage the acceptance of homosexual behavior. Notable figures including Tony Perkins have expressed concerns. As any logical examination of the world would have one conclude, tolerance is an insidious construct which breeds relativism and lack of judgment.

On affirmative action:

Though liberals whine about how bad racial profiling is, they promote affirmative action, which is essentially the same thing as racial profiling.

On atheism:

The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism. In addition, there is the historical matter of deceit being used in a major way to propagate atheism from the time of Charles Darwin onward.

On the Big Bang Theory:

Some creationists argue that the Big Bang theory is part of an effort to deny God's creation of all of existence. Christian physicists, such as Dr. John Hartnett, have claimed that the Big Bang theory was constructed to account for serious pitfalls to the theory of evolution, particularly the needed timescale of billions of years, amply contradicted by terrestrial and astronomical evidence. Thus, the big bang is trotted out by atheist evolutionists to silence creationist opponents.

On evolution:

‎There have been significant and negative social ramifications of the adoption of the theory of evolution. The theory has been foundational to Social Darwinism, Nazism and Communism and has also been a source of racism.

On Barack Obama:

Gerald Celente one of America's finest trend forecasters, he predicted the fall of communism when liberals thought it would last forever and predicted the 2008 financial collapse when liberals thought everything was just fine. Calente says that if Barack Obama is reelected the economy will further crumble, leading to mass homelessness, food riots and turning our cities into disaster zones where kidnapping and ransom are the biggest industries. Real Americans, fed up with big government may revolt, but it at that point it may be too late. Around the world the situation will be even worse, with the "blackest of plagues" running rampant.

 

Amused

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A synopsis of the batshit anti-science gripping the right-wing

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-plan-to-defend-against-the-war-on-science/


Consider, for example, what has been occurring in Congress. Rep. Lamar Smith, the Texas Republican who chairs the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, is a climate change denier. Smith has used his post to initiate a series of McCarthy-style witch-hunts, issuing subpoenas and demanding private correspondence and testimony from scientists, civil servants, government science agencies, attorneys general and nonprofit organizations whose work shows that global warming is happening, humans are causing it and that—surprise—energy companies sought to sow doubt about this fact.

Smith, who is a Christian Scientist and seems to revel in his role as the science community’s bête noire, is by no means alone. Climate denial has become a virtual Republican Party plank (and rejecting the Paris climate accord a literal one) with a wide majority of Congressional Republicans espousing it. Sen. Ted Cruz (R–Texas), chairman of the Senate’s Subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, took time off from his presidential campaign last December to hold hearings during the Paris climate summit showcasing well-known climate deniers repeating scientifically discredited talking points.


Over the last 25 years the political right has largely organized itself along antiscience lines that have become increasingly stark: fundamentalist evangelicals, who reject what the biological sciences have to say about human origins, sexuality and reproduction, serve as willing foot soldiers for moneyed business interests who reject what the environmental sciences have to say about pollution and resource extraction. In 1990, for example, House Democrats scored an average of 68 percent on the League of Conservation Voters National Environmental Scorecard and Republicans scored a respectable 40 percent. But by 2014 Democrats scored 87 percent whereas Republican scores fell to just over 4 percent.

Such rejection is essentially an authoritarian argument that says “I don’t care about the evidence; what I say/what this book says/what my tribe says/what my wallet says goes.” This approach is all too human, and is not necessarily conscious. It is, rather, reflective of the sort of confirmation bias scientists themselves continually guard against. Francis Bacon noted the problem at the beginning of the scientific revolution, observing: “What a man had rather were true he more readily believes.” Conservatives notice that many scientists are, in fact, left-leaning. If one is not a scientist, and is conservative, a shorthand is brought to bear, with suspicion of the science as—rather than an objective statement—being a politically motivated argument from the left.
 

Paratus

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The consumers of right wing “news” sources grew up, got elected and displaced enough of the old guard who consumed conservative but fact based news. The inmates are now running the asylum.

So my question is what are conservative voters going to do about the state of their party?
 

Jhhnn

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The consumers of right wing “news” sources grew up, got elected and displaced enough of the old guard who consumed conservative but fact based news. The inmates are now running the asylum.

So my question is what are conservative voters going to do about the state of their party?

Lock her up! Obviously. It'll solve everything.
 
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Amused

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Oh, and the right-wing has a near monopoly on Flat Earthers:

https://www.axios.com/fake-news-con...rth-d24e1e9e-764e-48af-8f23-c61636dba3c2.html

Why? Because most flat earthers are also evangelical Christians.

https://www.axios.com/fake-news-con...rth-d24e1e9e-764e-48af-8f23-c61636dba3c2.html

Most (but not all) attendees were biblical literalists, and believed in a young-Earth creation story.
Although many were deeply religious, they distrusted organized religion.

Most who believe in a flat earth also deny climate change, for example. That’s because if you believe the government has conspired once, it’s easy to believe they did it again. It’s an easy jump from Watergate to Pizzagate.

One big exception: the people Olshansky interviewed do not believe that there was any Russian involvement in the 2016 election, which likely reflects the partisan bias of Flat-Earthers.​
 

Amused

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The left and right wing used to be much the same, with the mainstream fact based, yet ideologically opposed on some issues.

Somewhere along the way my side, the right wing, lost it's collective fscking mind ad is now batshit insane living almost entirely in a post fact world of make believe. I feel like the last sane man left among conservatives. Therefore, I want nothing to do with them. Not that I fully endorse the American Left ideology but at LEAST they still have facts and science.
 

MajinCry

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The left and right wing used to be much the same, with the mainstream fact based, yet ideologically opposed on some issues.

Somewhere along the way my side, the right wing, lost it's collective fscking mind ad is now batshit insane living almost entirely in a post fact world of make believe. I feel like the last sane man left among conservatives. Therefore, I want nothing to do with them. Not that I fully endorse the American Left ideology but at LEAST they still have facts and science.

Does America even have a left wing party? The Democrats are right wing conservatives, they're just not as crazed as the Republicans.
 

Starbuck1975

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The president of the United States watches him. Now go on, give me the Liberal equivalent to Alex Jones.
So what?

Trump also listened to, called into and appeared on Howard Stern. Does that make Stern a mainstream political commentator?

Trump also made donations to Democrats, and identified as such, until he decided to build a coalition of right wing fringe groups.

Now, if you want to comment on how the Republicans are a bunch of hypocrites for getting into bed with Trump, there is no argument there.

If you want examples of liberal commentators that have radio shows of equivalent audience reach and dabble in conspiracies, Robert Kennedy Jr comes to mind. Air America provided comparable commentary before it went under. Jill Stein and the Green Party is where all the liberal conspiracy nuts seem to land. Ground zero for the anti-vax movement was Marin County. The left is home to the 9/11 truther movement.

To say that the left is immune from fringe conspiracy theorists is to approach the question dishonestly.
 
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what conspriacy theories? It's all real.
look, I hate to bring this up here, but you were supposed to meet me at the deep state pot luck. What the fuck dude? I'm there with my chicken casserole, mind you, Soros said he hasn't tasted a better chicken casserole, and you're nowhere to be found. You KNOW RBG loves your au graitin potatoes with my chicken casserole. She was PISSED. Anyway, she said if you dropped one off in the basement of the 'you know where' she'd pick it up later.
again, sorry to bring this up here, but you're hard to get ahold of.
 
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HomerJS

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I would love to start a CT that would mind fuck conservatives.

Trump is secretly black. Think that would get impeachment proceedings started??
 

nickqt

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Conservatives are trained well to believe whatever their handlers train them to believe and repeat. When their handlers change the talking points, they are able to instantly forget whatever it was they were saying before and repeat today's new talking points. And tomorrow they'll repeat whatever their handlers have trained them well to repeat.

Vincent Foster? MENA Airport? Death Panels? Benghazi? JadeHelm? Pizzagate?

It doesn't matter. As long as they're repeating what their handlers have trained them well to repeat, their cognitive dissonance and projection are safely propping up their bizarre worldview.

And if/when they get a glimpse of how idiotic they were, they just fall back to the BothSidesDoIt™ biglie that the corporate media provides them as a lifeboat to escape their actions.

Remember how George W. Bush was The Decider? And after awhile, his legion of voters became "Independents", TeaParty Patriots™, and constitutional conservatives?

Modern US Conservatives' superpower is the ability to forget everything that their handlers aren't shitting directly into their skulls right this minute.

Libruuls' superpower is memory of the past.
 

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Conservatives are trained well to believe whatever their handlers train them to believe and repeat. When their handlers change the talking points, they are able to instantly forget whatever it was they were saying before and repeat today's new talking points. And tomorrow they'll repeat whatever their handlers have trained them well to repeat.

Vincent Foster? MENA Airport? Death Panels? Benghazi? JadeHelm? Pizzagate?

It doesn't matter. As long as they're repeating what their handlers have trained them well to repeat, their cognitive dissonance and projection are safely propping up their bizarre worldview.

And if/when they get a glimpse of how idiotic they were, they just fall back to the BothSidesDoIt™ biglie that the corporate media provides them as a lifeboat to escape their actions.

Remember how George W. Bush was The Decider? And after awhile, his legion of voters became "Independents", TeaParty Patriots™, and constitutional conservatives?

Modern US Conservatives' superpower is the ability to forget everything that their handlers aren't shitting directly into their skulls right this minute.

Libruuls' superpower is memory of the past.
Maybe they’re reprogrammed while they sleep.
 
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MrSquished

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Just pick out Trumps approval number, which is in the high 30 percentile, and those are the dimwitted fucks that believe this shit. That's a lot of fucking stupid Americans. That makes them dangerous, not embarrassing.
 

Meghan54

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So what?

Trump also listened to, called into and appeared on Howard Stern. Does that make Stern a mainstream political commentator?

Trump also made donations to Democrats, and identified as such, until he decided to build a coalition of right wing fringe groups.

Now, if you want to comment on how the Republicans are a bunch of hypocrites for getting into bed with Trump, there is no argument there.

If you want examples of liberal commentators that have radio shows of equivalent audience reach and dabble in conspiracies, Robert Kennedy Jr comes to mind. Air America provided comparable commentary before it went under. Jill Stein and the Green Party is where all the liberal conspiracy nuts seem to land. Ground zero for the anti-vax movement was Marin County. The left is home to the 9/11 truther movement.

To say that the left is immune from fringe conspiracy theorists is to approach the question dishonestly.


Love the way you tap danced right around his question without answering and then veered off into fantasy land.....again.
 
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Jhhnn

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To say that the left is immune from fringe conspiracy theorists is to approach the question dishonestly.

To say that libs are equally susceptible would be even more dishonest. That's obvious from the way that the right wing punditocracy always comes up with a new one & the eagerness with which their base falls for it.

I mean, do you really need a list?
 
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