Jeff7
Lifer
- Jan 4, 2001
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Don't mind me, just busy gettin' my purple-headed warrior a bronze helmet.Originally posted by: Quintox
Don't get a boner while tanning it burns
Don't mind me, just busy gettin' my purple-headed warrior a bronze helmet.Originally posted by: Quintox
Don't get a boner while tanning it burns
Originally posted by: CycloWizard
You'll never end up with any woman you find in any of these places. Why? Because you're stuck in the friends zone by virtue of your association with such effeminate activity. Sorry about your luck.Originally posted by: QueBert
men too insecure about their man card would never step foot in a tanning salon. Congrats (not being sarcastic) The hilarious and ironic thing to me, the dudes I know who carry on the most about their man card being so important to them. Seem to be the same dudes who talk non stop about how much the love pussy. Yet the place you went, a PERFECT spot to find pussy, they're afraid of. Fuckers like that should be running to a tanning salon. They go to sport bars surrounded by sausage and would have the nerve to question you for going to chick central HA.
I go to the nail shop once in awhile to get a pedicure. Amazing how many females are there, and a man? Only if he's way off in the waiting room. I'll be the only dude surrounded by tons of ladies. I get to sit and talk for 15-20 minutes to all kinds of females, and most it not all dig the fact I don't care about my "man card" and how they find men who aren't afraid to get a manicure sexy. Mind you, they're not saying I'M sexy, just in general lol.
I'm with you, and am glad I find the whole man card business to be a huge joke.
OP - you should look into Mystic Tans, they look like a real tan, but it's done with a spray. Not cheap, but no harmful anything, quick and looks awesome. Even works for Gingers (like me) who really can't tan well at all.
Originally posted by: n yusef
Originally posted by: CycloWizard
You'll never end up with any woman you find in any of these places. Why? Because you're stuck in the friends zone by virtue of your association with such effeminate activity. Sorry about your luck.Originally posted by: QueBert
men too insecure about their man card would never step foot in a tanning salon. Congrats (not being sarcastic) The hilarious and ironic thing to me, the dudes I know who carry on the most about their man card being so important to them. Seem to be the same dudes who talk non stop about how much the love pussy. Yet the place you went, a PERFECT spot to find pussy, they're afraid of. Fuckers like that should be running to a tanning salon. They go to sport bars surrounded by sausage and would have the nerve to question you for going to chick central HA.
I go to the nail shop once in awhile to get a pedicure. Amazing how many females are there, and a man? Only if he's way off in the waiting room. I'll be the only dude surrounded by tons of ladies. I get to sit and talk for 15-20 minutes to all kinds of females, and most it not all dig the fact I don't care about my "man card" and how they find men who aren't afraid to get a manicure sexy. Mind you, they're not saying I'M sexy, just in general lol.
I'm with you, and am glad I find the whole man card business to be a huge joke.
OP - you should look into Mystic Tans, they look like a real tan, but it's done with a spray. Not cheap, but no harmful anything, quick and looks awesome. Even works for Gingers (like me) who really can't tan well at all.
It must suck to be so insecure.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Don't mind me, just busy gettin' my purple-headed warrior a bronze helmet.Originally posted by: Quintox
Don't get a boner while tanning it burns
Originally posted by: moshquerade
inquiring minds want to know, did you tan nekkid?
Originally posted by: coreyb
tanning is gay as hell. i know one guy that does and he's gay.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
inquiring minds want to know, did you tan nekkid?
Wouldn't want any tan lines.
:evil:
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Don't mind me, just busy gettin' my purple-headed warrior a bronze helmet.Originally posted by: Quintox
Don't get a boner while tanning it burns
Originally posted by: darkxshade
How much does it cost to get a tan at the salon?
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: destrekor
There really is no difference between a bed and outside. You get the same radiation, it is just a concentrated dose that equals a certain amount in the actual sun. You also still get the Vitamin D production.
I've tanned before, such as before going on a cruise. The only way it really helps prevent burning, is the same as getting a base tan outside with a ton of sunblock. You prep your skin by getting it lightly tanned, which makes your skin a little conditioned to the radiation, requiring more exposure to get burnt than if you had not built a base tan.
(sister use to work at a tan salon)
If I didn't have that bias against them (teh girly men go there), I'd probably go in the winter just for the radiation treatment. See - exposure to the sun gets chemicals going, and for some reason it's been strongly reported that going to a tanning salon in the winter can help shake the winter blues (if you get them). With the lack of sun I get in the winter, I think that is what kind of helps give me them winter blues.
But... having a tan in the winter? Definitely makes you standout as a salon customer. I'm not one of those preppy frat boys, and I sure as hell don't want to share their bromance traditions. :shudders:
But I do look damn good in a tan. And the women at most... goddamit my sister worked at one. argh
Hmm...destrekor, can you provide any medical studies that agree with these points. I'm curious.
1) I was certain that the depth of penetration was different between the two types of tanning, and that an artificially tanned skin can still be burned the same as fair skin.
2) The base tan really isn't the same due to differences in exposure time, UV light, and penetration.
3) From what I've seen, tanning in itself is what brings about pleasurable feelings rather than it being a direct cure for SAD.
It's been a while since I've read about artificial tanning, so maybe it's much safer now. I've always thought it was a bit more dangerous, especially at the level of frequency that most people do it. It would be nice to have someone in the medical field reply.
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Originally posted by: darkxshade
How much does it cost to get a tan at the salon?
$54.95 for one month unlimited usage. $12 per walk-in session on their middle-power tanning beds. I did my first session at the walk-in rate to see how I liked it, and got the unlimited package before leaving. If I go twice a week, which is actually on the low side according to the counter girl, I beat the walk-in rate by over $40.
BTW I'm pretty burned today. Didn't know those things were that powerful.
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
don't look at it as losing man points. look at it as gaining a vagina.