Originally posted by: Arkaign
Are you in troll mode of late or what?
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2306007&enterthread=y
Anyways ...
Originally posted by: queenrobot
A stripper licked my ear last summer at a strip club. I found it kind of gross. Umm, congrats to you for making out with one.
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: queenrobot
A stripper licked my ear last summer at a strip club. I found it kind of gross. Umm, congrats to you for making out with one.
Similar, yet more disgusting experience: was at a bachelor party about a year ago and was getting a semi-private dance. Stripper's back is to me, I'm sitting, she's standing on a platform such that my face is butt-high on her. Facing away from me, she wraps her leg around my neck and jams my face into her ass. The smell... the wetness... ugh... I wanted to boil myself.
Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Is this real question? No, most often you do not get to have sex with the strippers (legally).
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
then she started french kissing me out of nowhere, wtf?
Actually, that never occurred to me.Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
times are tough right now. There are more strippers than there are stripper jobs so that = competition = better services
p.s. stop complaining. use condoms and don't kiss strippers.
Originally posted by: funboy6942
If you went to a strip club and was able to do all of that to her, then every guy before you did all that to her, and maybe more. So how did the other guys dicks and cum taste as you was kissing her? For Im sure when she asked them "what more do you want baby". and they didnt have a "no touch rule" they whipped out old Mr. Happy for a polish, and you got to taste a sample of around 40 guys before you
I been to MANY, strip clubs before getting married when I worked on the R&R, from Jacksonville FL, to Miami FL, in every town heading south as we put in new cable or Quest, and if they didnt have a no touch rule, then I didnt touch at all, for you didnt want to put your hands into some goo spot and pull back an infected finger, then go take a leak holding your junk with that hand giving yourself the clap
It be like "UM, OK, you can keep the money, nice to meet you , Candy, buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I just remembered I left my oven on and I gots to get, BTW where is the bathroom at so I can disinfect myself of you"
OH and you can bet without a doubt, that if your not lying, which I doubt you are for I walked into a few like this, that, some guys would of just pulled Mr. Happy out and she would of just squat and went to town on it, so your not only got a taste, but your hand smelled like around 20 guys who didnt have a problem, and the money to pull their junk out, and have the the whore who didnt care what she got or already have, go to town on them, sharing the std farm. These are the Strip Clubs you want to stay as far away from as you can, AND DO NOT want to go to Fuzzy Bunny
:laugh: and /thread and :beer:Originally posted by: guyver01
she probably looked at you and saw "sucker" written all over your face..
she figured if she gave you some 'play' .. you'd be back nightly with your money hoping to get more from her.
so do most people experience this? nope.. only the hard-up losers.
Originally posted by: OCguy
Getting nipple in the mouth and a knee-job is rather common. I cant think of a time that i visit a club where I dont have some touching.