do most people experience this at strip clubs?

[Fritzo]

So what inspired you to make this story up?

 

[queenrobot]

A stripper licked my ear last summer at a strip club. I found it kind of gross. Umm, congrats to you for making out with one.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Are you in troll mode of late or what?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2306007&enterthread=y

Anyways ...

"of late"? When has the OP not been in troll mode?

 

[lupi]

Back in my earlier days while living in a dorm I was one of the few with a vehicle. So when a couple of the guys would want to go out they'd either fill the tank if I didn't go or pay my cover charge if I did (since I didn't drive much and the car would last about 3 weeks on a fillup I'd manage it to get 2 free trips then a full tank).

At the club there was this one girl that was reasonably intelligent and I would normally just chat with her when she was there. Every couple of hours they would hold a lapdance special where you paid for 1 and would get time for what would have been 3. One time I was there while this started and the girl I normally would call over already had been bought so for S&G I waved over this one that I was told by her coemployee was normally "all doped up".

Wow was that something I never expected. Chick was all but dry humping me (which would have hurt with jeans as a condom) but was all happy to have anything play with her downstairs. Since this was a full nudy place, it was definitely an interesting experience. This was a bit of a back-alley place, and the no touch rule was more along the lines of don't get busted by cops and whatever she lets you do; so I realized the lack of limits with her either around when she grabbed the package to better position it for herself or when she tossed a nipple in my mouth and kept it there for some nibbling.


Since the OP may be a fabrication, thought I'd toss you guys a bone with a true one.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: queenrobot
A stripper licked my ear last summer at a strip club. I found it kind of gross. Umm, congrats to you for making out with one.

Similar, yet more disgusting experience: was at a bachelor party about a year ago and was getting a semi-private dance. Stripper's back is to me, I'm sitting, she's standing on a platform such that my face is butt-high on her. Facing away from me, she wraps her leg around my neck and jams my face into her ass. The smell... the wetness... ugh... I wanted to boil myself.

 

[Saint Nick]

Go get checked for syphilis. A friend of a friend went to a strip club and got syphilis on his cheek.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: queenrobot
A stripper licked my ear last summer at a strip club. I found it kind of gross. Umm, congrats to you for making out with one.

Similar, yet more disgusting experience: was at a bachelor party about a year ago and was getting a semi-private dance. Stripper's back is to me, I'm sitting, she's standing on a platform such that my face is butt-high on her. Facing away from me, she wraps her leg around my neck and jams my face into her ass. The smell... the wetness... ugh... I wanted to boil myself.

Sweet Christ I would want to as well :thumbsdown:

 

[mugs]

You have herpes now. Enjoy your cold sores.

Also... burn your clothes. She would have had sex with you if you offered her more money.

 

[MrMatt]

trollblog.anandtech.com

 

[funboy6942]

If you went to a strip club and was able to do all of that to her, then every guy before you did all that to her, and maybe more. So how did the other guys dicks and cum taste as you was kissing her? For Im sure when she asked them "what more do you want baby". and they didnt have a "no touch rule" they whipped out old Mr. Happy for a polish, and you got to taste a sample of around 40 guys before you

I been to MANY, strip clubs before getting married when I worked on the R&R, from Jacksonville FL, to Miami FL, in every town heading south as we put in new cable or Quest, and if they didnt have a no touch rule, then I didnt touch at all, for you didnt want to put your hands into some goo spot and pull back an infected finger, then go take a leak holding your junk with that hand giving yourself the clap

It be like "UM, OK, you can keep the money, nice to meet you , Candy, buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I just remembered I left my oven on and I gots to get, BTW where is the bathroom at so I can disinfect myself of you"

OH and you can bet without a doubt, that if your not lying, which I doubt you are for I walked into a few like this, that, some guys would of just pulled Mr. Happy out and she would of just squat and went to town on it, so your not only got a taste, but your hand smelled like around 20 guys who didnt have a problem, and the money to pull their junk out, and have the the whore who didnt care what she got or already have, go to town on them, sharing the std farm. These are the Strip Clubs you want to stay as far away from as you can, AND DO NOT want to go to Fuzzy Bunny

 

[swbsam]

Reminds me of my first time in a strip club (3 total, I don't find them fun). I went with a group of "temporary friends" (we were on a college ski trip) and took a bus to Montreal. Full nude, alcohol (I believe) and touching allowed. I didn't want a lap dance at all, but was egged on by the guys I was with and, with the exchange rate the way it was, I obliged. One private dance turned into 30 minutes of talking, her crying, and eventually her hugging/kissing me for being such a good listener. I didn't even see her boobies..

Though that's not what I told the guys outside!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Is this real question? No, most often you do not get to have sex with the strippers (legally).

unless you go to seven seas in north tempe. they got busted a while back for offering sex as well as skin shows lol. i knew of a bunch of seedier strip places that you could get the happy ending, but most were legit strip clubs where you got stomped for even brushing up against a dancer. unless she was ok with it.

 

[de8212]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer

then she started french kissing me out of nowhere, wtf?

I was there an hour earlier.






How taste my big pee pee?

 

[Stuxnet]

ROFL

 

[jtvang125]

Did it ever cross your mind where that mouth has been all night?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

times are tough right now. There are more strippers than there are stripper jobs so that = competition = better services

p.s. stop complaining. use condoms and don't kiss strippers.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
times are tough right now. There are more strippers than there are stripper jobs so that = competition = better services

p.s. stop complaining. use condoms and don't kiss strippers.

Actually, that never occurred to me.
Maybe I should go find the nearest one.

 

[evident]

this thread is begging for an rcxeric post

 

[Possessed Freak]

I turned 18 while in college (Penn State). So we all went to the local club, Cadillac Ally. This place was a complete dump. There was sawdust on the floor, 2 of the dancers were on the rag (string sticking out of their g-strings), and the only good looking one was an older chick. I vowed not to go to another strip club unless it is a truly classy place in a big city.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: buck
ATOT is not your diary.

hahaha

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
If you went to a strip club and was able to do all of that to her, then every guy before you did all that to her, and maybe more. So how did the other guys dicks and cum taste as you was kissing her? For Im sure when she asked them "what more do you want baby". and they didnt have a "no touch rule" they whipped out old Mr. Happy for a polish, and you got to taste a sample of around 40 guys before you

I been to MANY, strip clubs before getting married when I worked on the R&R, from Jacksonville FL, to Miami FL, in every town heading south as we put in new cable or Quest, and if they didnt have a no touch rule, then I didnt touch at all, for you didnt want to put your hands into some goo spot and pull back an infected finger, then go take a leak holding your junk with that hand giving yourself the clap

It be like "UM, OK, you can keep the money, nice to meet you , Candy, buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I just remembered I left my oven on and I gots to get, BTW where is the bathroom at so I can disinfect myself of you"

OH and you can bet without a doubt, that if your not lying, which I doubt you are for I walked into a few like this, that, some guys would of just pulled Mr. Happy out and she would of just squat and went to town on it, so your not only got a taste, but your hand smelled like around 20 guys who didnt have a problem, and the money to pull their junk out, and have the the whore who didnt care what she got or already have, go to town on them, sharing the std farm. These are the Strip Clubs you want to stay as far away from as you can, AND DO NOT want to go to Fuzzy Bunny

If you felt this way about the women, why would you even go to those places?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: guyver01
she probably looked at you and saw "sucker" written all over your face..

she figured if she gave you some 'play' .. you'd be back nightly with your money hoping to get more from her.

so do most people experience this? nope.. only the hard-up losers.

:laugh: and /thread and :beer:

 

[OCGuy]

Getting nipple in the mouth and a knee-job is rather common. I cant think of a time that i visit a club where I dont have some touching.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Getting nipple in the mouth and a knee-job is rather common. I cant think of a time that i visit a club where I dont have some touching.

Huh...

 

[coloumb]

Cab driver told me that 99% of all strippers are lesbian... /shrug

It's all part of the game - if she feels comfortable with you [whether it be that she just likes you or likes your $$$], they can pretty much do whatever they want TO YOU...but you can only sit their and take their "punishment"

In my own experience [maaany years ago] - $50.00 in a Tijuana strip joint would've been for full service in a back room [the ladies in the strip club were very attractive]. For a few bucks, the stripper would crouch down and sit on your face. Neither of which I did simply because I didn't want any diseases nor did I want to wake up in an ice cold tub with my kidneys missing. Just sat their drinking the uber small beers, tipped the ladies on stage, and left after awhile to go dancing.

If you really need to go to a strip club, and you want the lap dance - let her dry hump you and then take care of yourself later [or let your wife/girlfriend take care of you] unless you are well prepared [condom] and are willing to roll the dice.