do most people experience this at strip clubs?

[zinfamous]

Frist of all: Shens

2nd: I was under the impression that you are a woman, OP?

Did you forgot to blog about this apparent surgery/hormone treatment over the previous couple of months?

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: funboy6942
If you went to a strip club and was able to do all of that to her, then every guy before you did all that to her, and maybe more. So how did the other guys dicks and cum taste as you was kissing her? For Im sure when she asked them "what more do you want baby". and they didnt have a "no touch rule" they whipped out old Mr. Happy for a polish, and you got to taste a sample of around 40 guys before you

I been to MANY, strip clubs before getting married when I worked on the R&R, from Jacksonville FL, to Miami FL, in every town heading south as we put in new cable or Quest, and if they didnt have a no touch rule, then I didnt touch at all, for you didnt want to put your hands into some goo spot and pull back an infected finger, then go take a leak holding your junk with that hand giving yourself the clap

It be like "UM, OK, you can keep the money, nice to meet you , Candy, buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I just remembered I left my oven on and I gots to get, BTW where is the bathroom at so I can disinfect myself of you"

OH and you can bet without a doubt, that if your not lying, which I doubt you are for I walked into a few like this, that, some guys would of just pulled Mr. Happy out and she would of just squat and went to town on it, so your not only got a taste, but your hand smelled like around 20 guys who didnt have a problem, and the money to pull their junk out, and have the the whore who didnt care what she got or already have, go to town on them, sharing the std farm. These are the Strip Clubs you want to stay as far away from as you can, AND DO NOT want to go to Fuzzy Bunny

If you felt this way about the women, why would you even go to those places?

Its those types of strip clubs he mentions I would go into, find out, and walk out of. The women at them types dont care about themselves, and are usually high as a kite, the owners use the place as a whore house, and its not something I would want to stick around and be part of. Strip clubs can be fun to go to, and classy, and women do it in a clean and professional manner, its just those places, your at the bottom feeders, and the men who go to them places are bottom feeders, and thats the problem I have. I actually dated a stripper from one o the classy places for a few months before I moved back to Chicago. She id not want to move with me however.

You just got to be careful at which clubs you get yourself into, the one he went to, Id get the hell out of there quick, especially before some big time shit goes down, like big bouncer dude comes over and says you were there for a hour touching her and feeling her cootch, its gonna cost you now more then $25, pony up or get the shit beat out of you, robbed, and thrown out.

 

[Dear Summer]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Frist of all: Shens

2nd: I was under the impression that you are a woman, OP?

Did you forgot to blog about this apparent surgery/hormone treatment over the previous couple of months?

1. Not shens. All of it really happened.
2. I'm a heterosexual male with a penis. Do you want pics of it.
3. I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[mxyzptlk]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
fishy

I see what you did there.

 

[lupi]

Yeah, don't think I'd be doing any kissing.

 

[OutHouse]

bullshit story.

 

[Riceninja]

dude, this sounds so damn hot. boner confirmed

 

[compuwiz1]

Safer to go in the whack shack and have one dance in front of you in the 1 way mirror.

 

[Muadib]

This thread is

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Possessed Freak
I turned 18 while in college (Penn State). So we all went to the local club, Cadillac Ally. This place was a complete dump. There was sawdust on the floor, 2 of the dancers were on the rag (string sticking out of their g-strings), and the only good looking one was an older chick. I vowed not to go to another strip club unless it is a truly classy place in a big city.

There are many such places.
There used to be a book called the Gentlemans Club Guide and it was printed every year. Dont know if its still going.
Supposedly you can find places with 5 star cuisine, walk-in humidors, wine cellars, conference rooms, and more. I know such places are common in Texas and Vegas has a few of them.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Possessed Freak
I turned 18 while in college (Penn State). So we all went to the local club, Cadillac Ally. This place was a complete dump. There was sawdust on the floor, 2 of the dancers were on the rag (string sticking out of their g-strings), and the only good looking one was an older chick. I vowed not to go to another strip club unless it is a truly classy place in a big city.

There are many such places.
There used to be a book called the Gentlemans Club Guide and it was printed every year. Dont know if its still going.
Supposedly you can find places with 5 star cuisine, walk-in humidors, wine cellars, conference rooms, and more. I know such places are common in Texas and Vegas has a few of them.

spearmint rhino

 

[WildHorse]

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[sao123]

time for some penicillan shots... u have teh herp nao.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: scott
I've never been in one of those places.

Far as I can tell nobody 'round here goes. Only people I've ever seen around those places are visiting Japanese. They go nuts for that sleazy stuff.

What's the attraction? go get teased to death by blue ba**s?

Well, rock hard titties bouncing off your head for $5 ain't bad. As long as you're not some loser who totally loses perspective in one of those places, a good time can be had without contracting the AIDS.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: ViRaLRuSh

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jinduy

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Where is this place??

this

edit: bolded for emphasis

I am interested too. Maybe we can all get into a group buy?

Maybe the OP has a preferred member card we can get in on.

Should this be in Hot Deals?

 

[alkemyst]

nice story...you have it pretty close to what really happens except a little high on the dance charges if that's for just one song.

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: scott
I've never been in one of those places.

Far as I can tell nobody 'round here goes. Only people I've ever seen around those places are visiting Japanese. They go nuts for that sleazy stuff.

What's the attraction? go get teased to death by blue ba**s?

I think it's for guys who have fat lumpy girlfriends so they get a chance to actually see a body that isn't all bloated up in person. Thankfully, I don't need to waste my money on this.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

are you frito lays on another account?