Do people ever forget cigs and a lighter in a park, or is my brother a lying sack?

[SonnyDaze]

Tell your brother he's lying and kick his ass. As for fatty...well smoking is supposed to curb the appetite so it might do him some good.

 

[Oil]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
First he is lying about smoking... next thing you know he is on Cops claiming he has NO idea how the crack in his duffle bag in his car got there. He swears he never saw it before!

I am sure he is lying to cover his bum.

DAY ARANT MAH PAYANTS OFFISUH!

LOL I love that excuse on Cops :laugh:

 

[Bekker]

I am a smoker and have left cigs and lighter more times than u can imagine. But, given age, fat friend (how is this relevant), and trouble he is in, odds are 99-1 he was smoking. Many years ago when I was 12 an old man related to my aunt decided to teach my uncle and me to never smoke or drink so he bought us each a plug of chewing tobacco and a six pak of beer and had us drink and smoke. My gawd did I get sick and drunker than I have ever been. If I had been found out my story would have been something akin to this guys but more convulted.

The lesson did not work.

 

[James Bond]

Hes lying.

I'm sure you already knew.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Bekker
I am a smoker and have left cigs and lighter more times than u can imagine. But, given age, fat friend (how is this relevant), and trouble he is in, odds are 99-1 he was smoking. Many years ago when I was 12 an old man related to my aunt decided to teach my uncle and me to never smoke or drink so he bought us each a plug of chewing tobacco and a six pak of beer and had us drink and smoke. My gawd did I get sick and drunker than I have ever been. If I had been found out my story would have been something akin to this guys but more convulted.

The lesson did not work.

boy that game plan sure worked

 

[LeiZaK]

I left my cigs and a zippo in a park once.

 

[Mrvile]

Kick his lying ass and teach him a lesson or two about smoking and lying.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Blame the fat guy.

 

[doze]

Sure people forget stuff, but if he doesn't smoke then why would pick up the cigs and lighter? Kinda like picking up a half open bottle of booze you find on the ground and drinking it.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: acid45
Id search the fat kid for narcotics and maybe WMD's...


ALLWAYS CHECK THE FAT KID!!

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Compton]

Kick his ass, Seabass!

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
well you know it could have been both, that he DID find it in the park but he then smoked it. Seriously , how many 16 year olds are so worried about littering that he's bother picking up random packs of cigarettes to throw away.

you can always refer to 24 for some handy ways to make people talk

Knife below kneecap should do the trick.

 

[imported_Baloo]

What a silly kid, he should have said you bought it for him.

 

[QueBert]

if he was smoking it would be easy to know, smokers breath is nasty as ******, even after 1 smoke.

but since his friend is fat I dunno, you should never trust a fat person! The Donald talkin about Rosie sums it up perfectly.

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: Mo0o
well you know it could have been both, that he DID find it in the park but he then smoked it. Seriously , how many 16 year olds are so worried about littering that he's bother picking up random packs of cigarettes to throw away.

you can always refer to 24 for some handy ways to make people talk

Knife below kneecap should do the trick.

Hand him over to the Chinese for 20 months

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
He was caught with cigs and a lighter in a park and said he "found them." How likely is this? He has been known to lie about smaller things, but normally comes clean if we really push. This time he is maintaining his relative innocence.

PS: he is 16 and was with his fat friend.

Do you really have to ask?

If you found something people put in their mouth would you then put them in yours.

 

[imported_Mike]

Yep, little bro is fvcking up. Don't worry, in 10 years when hs is still smoking, he can come on here and defend his right to. By that time, smoking will be banned just about everywhere, so he can start a thread bitching about it.

 

[Kilgor]

Well because this is ATOT you should just kill the fat kid, then cut your brothers hand off and make him eat the fat kids heart.

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
I bet his friend isn't really fat, but wearing an adapted fat-suit lined with more cigarettes.

 

[Amused]

Wasn't this an episode of The Brady Bunch?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
lying is very common for 16 year old males, expecially if it is about smoking

...and especially if they're fat or have fat friends.

 

[RossGr]

I have seen cigeretts laying about... never felt the need to carry them any further then the nearest garbage can.

Perhaps you should sugest that next time he finds cigs in the park, he not pick them up.