Do people just NOT know how to use a toilet nowadays?

[MartyMcFly3]

Today was my first day back to work at Target since im home from college. Scheduled as cashier. Well, Target didnt reactivate my employee number so I cant cashier, so Im sent to the sales floor to work. Fine. No biggie. Twenty minutes later, I learned that my day was going to turn to sh!t. Literally.

You see, I just happened to be near the front lanes by the bathroom doors when the Leader on Duty tells me to go do the men's bathroom check. This consists of seeing if it's clean then hitting a button. Well, guess what? It wasnt clean. Someone must have had explosive diarrhea and also had a disease where they couldnt sit down on a toilet bowl, because there was fecal matter all over the wall, bowl, and floor in that bathroom stall.

So I report this to my boss. Now, keep in mind everything that I have done in the previous paragraph is the Cart Attendant's responsibility. He's the one thats supposed to check on the bathrooms. Well, considering its the day before Thanksgiving, we were kinda swamped for a good portion of the day, and he was too lazy to keep up with the carts. So guess who got to clean it?

If you guessed the Cart Attendant, Im sorry you were incorrect. Don't worry though, you can collect your parting :gift:'s on the way out. No, it was MartyMcfly3. By himself. 90 minutes and 1 and a half rolls of paper towels later, I finally got it completely cleaned. I had so many dry heaves during it and the smell was unbearable. The customers that came in to use the bathroom all felt sorry for me. But, do you think I got any recognition, or even a fvcking thank you for it? NO. Once I get another part time job lined up I am out of there. Thanks for letting me rant.


Cliff Notes:

Guy takes crap all over walls
MartyMcFly3 has to clean it up even though its not his job
Doesnt get any recognition
FVCK YOU TARGET!!! :|:|:|:|:|

 

[Toastedlightly]

What target you work at?

 

[etalns]

That'll teach you for not being creative and making millions in your teens.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
What target you work at?

Store: T-1402 in Oswego.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I would have quit and walked out first. I don't clean toilets, never have and never will.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I would have quit and walked out first. I don't clean toilets, never have and never will.

That may explain your declining salary!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I would have quit and walked out first. I don't clean toilets, never have and never will.

The second I line up another job thats EXACTLY what im doing. They are just lucky that I need the money right now.

 

[Bryophyte]

I gagged on your behalf just now, MartyMcFly3.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I would have quit and walked out first. I don't clean toilets, never have and never will.

Yep. Fvck that!

 

[dartworth]

any snow in Oswego yet?

 

[T2T III]

Sounds like you earned your money today while working at Target.

 

[clicknext]

I agree. Honestly, someone must be mentally disabled to not be able to use a toilet properly. Actually they must be mentally disabled to not be disgusted by what they're doing.

 

[Mik3y]

now you have a slight hint of what it's like to be a janitor.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: dartworth
any snow in Oswego yet?

Few inches.

 

[cliftonite]

I would have quit also

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I gagged on your behalf just now, MartyMcFly3.

Man it was just... god dammit im pissed at them.

 

[dartworth]

sh|t happens...

 

[bootymac]

Man, I seriously think people sh1t on the walls on purpose :|

 

[Wallydraigle]

I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it in that extra split second it would take to sit down. Thanks for cleaning it up though.

 

[Crucial]

I would have hooked up some kind of hose and washed that sh!t down. screw the paper towels man. Did you go back to work after that? I would have had to go home and showered after that. You know that sh!t got on your clothes.

 

[SelArom]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it in that extra split second it would take to sit down. Thanks for cleaning it up though.

HAHAHAHA OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

oh man that's hilarious...

anyway I worked at mervyns last year and they made me clean the restrooms too. I was freakin pissed BUT I used it as an excuse to not work for about 2 hrs. AND I didnt clean it anyway, I just locked up the restroom and kinda swept a little. It wasn't as bad as what you went through but man people can be totally sh!t sometimes, literally.

Oh I also used it as an excuse to leave early, because I was so fvcking grossed out I couldn't work. That was actually true. I quit like the next day, and I will never do that sh!t for anyone no matter how much they pay, or how badly I need the money. Your dignity should be worth more than dollars my friend.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Crucial
I would have hooked up some kind of hose and washed that sh!t down. screw the paper towels man. Did you go back to work after that? I would have had to go home and showered after that. You know that sh!t got on your clothes.

Yes I went to work after that. I used gloves so its not like I went swimming in it or wrapped myself in it. I also washed my hands twice afterwards just in case.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: SelArom

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it in that extra split second it would take to sit down. Thanks for cleaning it up though.

HAHAHAHA OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

oh man that's hilarious...

anyway I worked at mervyns last year and they made me clean the restrooms too. I was freakin pissed BUT I used it as an excuse to not work for about 2 hrs. AND I didnt clean it anyway, I just locked up the restroom and kinda swept a little. It wasn't as bad as what you went through but man people can be totally sh!t sometimes, literally.

Oh I also used it as an excuse to leave early, because I was so fvcking grossed out I couldn't work. That was actually true. I quit like the next day, and I will never do that sh!t for anyone no matter how much they pay, or how badly I need the money. Your dignity should be worth more than dollars my friend.

Yeah but unfortunately dignity doesnt pay for the school books and costs of living at college. Ill hopefully have ANYTHING lined up on Friday morning and just come in and say that I cant take working there anymore and that they need to learn how to treat their good fvcking employees. Then I will quit.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Copied from an older thread, this happened a few years ago:

I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

 

[KLin]

I bet the boss mentions it at the next employee meeting

<boss> and kudos to martymcfly3 for cleaning that toilet after some guy sh!t all over the toilet and the walls. It takes a very strong-willed person to be able to clean up that much fecal matter. Here's a coupon for a free fountain soda at our snack bar.
</boss>