Do people just NOT know how to use a toilet nowadays?

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: KLin
I bet the boss mentions it at the next employee meeting

<boss> and kudos to martymcfly3 for cleaning that toilet after some guy sh!t all over the toilet and the walls. It takes a very strong-willed person to be able to clean up that much fecal matter. Here's a coupon for a free fountain soda at our snack bar.
</boss>

We had a team huddle like an hour before i left. This is basically an employee meeting and at the end they give like "And a thank you goes out to...". Yeah, i didnt get shit.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Copied from an older thread, this happened a few years ago:

I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

I remember that story in a thread. I think we both deserve a :beer:...

 

[Ozoned]

First time you had sh!t detail I take it?

 

[Bryophyte]

You wouldn't like working in a nursing home. I did that for a month when I was 17. You'd be surprised what a mess an elderly alzheimer's patient can make if he's pissed off.

 

[Kalvin00]

I'm sorry MartyMcFly3. Have a :beer:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
I'm sorry MartyMcFly3. Have a :beer:

Oh believe me... I am.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I gagged on your behalf just now, MartyMcFly3.

It may have been on his behalf, but he didn't cause it now...did he sweety?

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I gagged on your behalf just now, MartyMcFly3.

It may have been on his behalf, but he didn't cause it now...did he sweety?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Was that too much? I thought it may have been too much...

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Was that too much? I thought it may have been too much...

You're pretty big for a donut eating pig. :heart:

 

[Shawn]

People somehow manage to get sh|t all over the walls where I work too. Luckly I don't have to clean it up.

 

[djheater]

I worked night shift at a college town Denny's. I laugh at your story.

Puke, Shit, piss, kids that puked and shat themselves on the john then passed out... i've seen it all...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
You're pretty big for a donut eating pig. :heart:

Hey, now that's too far!


Damn quote function isn't working in Mozilla on my POS linux box...damn cheap "back-at-home" computer! :|

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
You're pretty big for a donut eating pig. :heart:

Hey, now that's too far!


Damn quote function isn't working in Mozilla on my POS linux box...damn cheap "back-at-home" computer! :|

:hangshead; Sorry Officer.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

:hangshead; Sorry Officer.

Let's talk about your punishment. *ratchets cuffs*

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

i'd of quit, i have to clean the bathrooms at my job now, but its not cleaning up sh!t, its sweeping the floors, washing the mirrors and making sure the sink nobs are real shiny, if they told me to clean sh!t like you had to, i'd of made someone else do it or quit, i hate my job anyways, so i wouldn't have been to sad, quite happy in fact...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

You two done?

 

[Rogue]

First off, I would have dropped a few bucks if necessary to clean it in the farthest removed possible manner. I would have definitely told the TL that you needed a sponge mop and a bucket with liberal amounts of bleach. I would have sprayed the $hit (pun intended) out of that stall and area with bleach water before ever doing anything else. Then I would have soaked a sponge mop in a bucket of water and drenched the surrounding areas with it before mopping it up and wringing it out (mechanically of course) into the toilet bowl, flushing each time. I'm sure if you asked and explained the situation appropriately the TL would have gone ahead and got you what you needed to clean it the way I've described.

<wife used to be the Guest Services Executive until earlier this year>

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Rogue
First off, I would have dropped a few bucks if necessary to clean it in the farthest removed possible manner. I would have definitely told the TL that you needed a sponge mop and a bucket with liberal amounts of bleach. I would have sprayed the $hit (pun intended) out of that stall and area before ever doing anything else. Then I would have soaked a sponge mop in a bucket of water and drenched the surrounding areas with it before mopping it up and wringing it out (mechanically of course) into the toilet bowl, flushing each time. I'm sure if you asked and explained the situation appropriately the TL would have gone ahead and got you what you needed to clean it the way I've described.

<wife used to be the Guest Services Executive until earlier this year>

Well Target WAS nice enough to requisition some gloves for me to work with. :roll:

 

[Bryophyte]

No, not quite done.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You two done?

Getting jealous, Martin?

 

[Corey0808]

I've had similar problems happen to me before. I used to work at a grocery store where old people and women apparently can't keep it in the toilet for some odd reason. I've been on the cleaning end before and not been scheduled as a service clerk. But I know when I was hired, I was hired as an implied service clerk because it was the position below cashier. So technically it was part of my job description. I don't know if it was the same for you though... Who knows.. I feel your pain though!!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You two done?

Getting jealous, Martin?

Not at all Bradley.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Flea Markets are pretty nasty too. I wanted to go take a piss, and there are three toilet things, two urinals and a stall. The urinals were taken, and I was wondering why no one wanted to use the stall. So I go in there, and it was so disgusting. Some one took a rowdy, and I mean rowdy ass sh!t, and apparently, they tried to flush it too. It was overflowed, and crap was all over the place, and a bunch of sh!t staind toilet paper was just laying around.

It was gross.

 

[alphadude]

Damn, thats sounds like a really shltty day at work. No joke intended.
Its days like that, that get you down. Just think about getting paid $$$, and getting a new job.
Then getting the Fvck out of there. Have a :beer: on me.