Do people that call tech support intentionally breathe as heavily as possible into the phone?

[Viper GTS]

Between listening to heavy breathing & people eating, drinking, & sucking on things (no smart ass comments on that one) I think I'm going crazy.

Mute yourself for Christ's sake, I don't want to hear it!

Argghhh!

:|:|:|

Viper GTS

 

[toph99]

we do it just to bug you

 

[OutHouse]

Viper i think they might like you. :Q

 

[Viper GTS]

Considering that 75% of my customers are guys, that is really, really disturbing.

Viper GTS

 

[Farbio]

oh now viper, you know that it makes u feel loved to know that after just a few minutes of talking to you they feel comfortable enough to let u hear all those things

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I think if you figure out how much I'm paying for my ISP, then my tech guy better darn well breathe heavily on me. I expect them to get worked up when I call.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

it's because the general public is stupid and doesn't think backround noises will be heard on the phone. I deal with field techs that call me while driving 80mph with their windows down. What really pisses me off is speaker phones. I don't want to hear three different people giving me three different problems at the same time.

Of course Viper, you could tell the moron on the phone with you that their problem is that they are breathing too much and creating to much carbon dioxide for their computer to handle. Tell them to fix this problem they will need to stop breathing for at least 15minutes and to call back if they ar estill alive... I mean if that doesn't fix the problem

 

[yakko]

I like the people who ask you to speak up instead of turning down the tv.

 

[Viper GTS]

I like the people who ask you to speak up instead of turning down the tv.

Or the people who yell at their kids or spouse while on the phone.

"Goddammit Jimmy, get your hands out of your sister's pants!"

:disgust:

Viper GTS

 

[Josh]

I certainly do

 

[Wallydraigle]

Sorry about that man, I thought I had the mute on.

You know you like it.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Between listening to heavy breathing & people eating, drinking, & sucking on things (no smart ass comments on that one) I think I'm going crazy.

Mute yourself for Christ's sake, I don't want to hear it!

Argghhh!

:|:|:|

Viper GTS >>



LOL,gimmie your 800 # sweetie,I'll do some heavy breathing for ya

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

You get people eating on the phone? I always get people ravaging through drawers or silverware, or yelling at the damn kids who are running around, breaking things, and even disconnecting the phone lines (that happened once. )

 

[OutHouse]

Hey Viper; nice Sig!!!

Lee Greenwood wrote what should be our second national anthem.

 

[Viper GTS]

1-800-788-3636

Call away.



Viper GTS

 

[OutHouse]

hahahahahahahahah

I wont ask how you found that number. to each his own.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< 1-800-788-3636

Call away.



Viper GTS >>




ROTFLOL !!!! Very funny


I get callers that I refer to as "fumblers" they have to dig thru 15 piles of stuff to find documentation they should have assembled before they made their call.

 

[MrHappyMonkey]

<< 1-800-788-3636

Call away.



Viper GTS >>



lmao!

 

[Viper GTS]

I got your calls, thanks for calling.



How did I discover the number?

I was corrupting my brother, we were up late one night making up numbers & dialing them.

1-800-FREESEX
1-800-STUDMFN
etc.

1-800-GOATSEX is/was somebody's pager.

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[yakko]

<< I got your calls, thanks for calling.



How did I discover the number?

I was corrupting my brother, we were up late one night making up numbers & dialing them.

1-800-FREESEX
1-800-STUDMFN
etc.

1-800-GOATSEX is/was somebody's pager.

:Q

Viper GTS >>

We used to do that too.

 

[OS]

<< LOL,gimmie your 800 # sweetie,I'll do some heavy breathing for ya >>



You got PM :Q:Q:Q

hahaha, j/k

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<<

<< LOL,gimmie your 800 # sweetie,I'll do some heavy breathing for ya >>



You got PM :Q:Q:Q

hahaha, j/k >>

It's the post about goat sex that sparked your interest, isn't it. Come on, admit it. You like it fast and hard in the jungle, don't you.

 

[OS]

<< It's the post about goat sex that sparked your interest, isn't it. Come on, admit it. You like it fast and hard in the jungle, don't you. >>



So detailed, how would you know all that? :Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<<

<< It's the post about goat sex that sparked your interest, isn't it. Come on, admit it. You like it fast and hard in the jungle, don't you. >>



So detailed, how would you know all that? :Q >>

I've been around Gregg enough to remember what he keeps propositioning me for.

 

[veryape]

1-900-GETSTUDS,just 69 cents a minute.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHa