Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
Originally posted by: Kirby64
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
How is that possible?
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I cry when I masturbate. Mainly because I know God is really busy, so I have to kill the kitten myself. The Lord's work is never done...
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?
Slapping of the balls.
Originally posted by: Chryso
Sometimes when I pull a nose hair.
Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: Chryso
Sometimes when I pull a nose hair.
Same here. Especially the ones toward the front.
Painful grooming ftl.
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?
Slapping of the balls.
You ever sit on your own balls? I've done that maybe one or twice in my lifetime after running in the summer and there are no words to properly express the pain.
Originally posted by: Chryso
Sometimes when I pull a nose hair.