Do you cry?

upsciLLion

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I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.
 

waggy

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sure. i did when my Mother died (last december), when my dad had a heart attake (last week), when my daughter was flown up to the childrens hospital for siezures..


 

waggy

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?
 

Platypus

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Art is really the only thing that moves me to that kind of emotion.. I am not bothered by death all that much.
 

E equals MC2

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I don't really cry in real life events... I think I'm too manly for that (if that makes any sense).

I do however don't mind welling up when watching movies. I guess in my mind it's okay because it's fictional.

Graveyard of the Fireflies... ummmmm can't think of any.
 

upsciLLion

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?

Slapping of the balls.
 

Kirby64

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

How is that possible?

In other news, I pretty much only cry due to extreme pain.
 

upsciLLion

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Originally posted by: Kirby64
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

How is that possible?

It happens so fast I don't even know.
 
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I cry when I masturbate. Mainly because I know God is really busy, so I have to kill the kitten myself. The Lord's work is never done...
 

LemonHead

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I cry when I masturbate. Mainly because I know God is really busy, so I have to kill the kitten myself. The Lord's work is never done...

:Q
 

meltdown75

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Yep, and I used to think I was incapable, so everyone that thinks they're too manly to cry, shut your stupid inexperienced pieholes.
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?

Slapping of the balls.

You ever sit on your own balls? I've done that maybe one or twice in my lifetime after running in the summer and there are no words to properly express the pain.
 

Gooberlx2

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Very rarely and only during traumatic life events.

However, trying to stifle my LOLs sometimes probably makes my cubicle neighbor think I'm a sobbing puss.
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: Chryso
Sometimes when I pull a nose hair.

Same here. Especially the ones toward the front.

Painful grooming ftl.

I sneeze uncontrollably. I yank one of those guys and a good 5 sneezes are sure to follow.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'm pretty vigorous about drying myself after I shower. Every now and then I mushroom slap myself accidentally. Usually that's when I cry.

i really don't want to but damn..what is a mushroom slap?

Slapping of the balls.

You ever sit on your own balls? I've done that maybe one or twice in my lifetime after running in the summer and there are no words to properly express the pain.

oh god.

one night my wife put the lid of the toilet down. i come in at 4am half asleep and sit down.

yeah you guess it. i sat on my balls. i jumped up yelling then sliped on something on the floor fell back on the toilet (breaking the seat) and hit my head.

my wife came in and im laying on the floor in tears and asked what happened.

Originally posted by: Chryso
Sometimes when I pull a nose hair.

yeah but thats not because of pain. when i had nose surgery a few years ago the doctor said that pulling nose hears trigger the eyes to tear up.

 
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