Do you ever feel the need to act crazy?

state 08

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I was at the gas station today and all of sudden, something came over me and I said,

"Drink my preciioous, drink" in my best Gollum impersonation.

They guy ahead stared at me for 10 seconds, and then left.
 
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I'm a writer, and I do some of my best thinking just by talking things out. So I'm constantly walking around, talking to myself. I try to quiet down as I pass people on the street, but I have gotten some pretty funny looks from people regardless. No one ever says a word about it though... maybe because they think I'm crazy, I don't know.

And yeah, when I'm bored, I'll start doing goofy shit just to entertain myself. It drove my ex-girlfriend nuts. It's funny how entertaining horribly offensive humor can be when you're bored. And by horribly offensive, I mean puns.
 

lyssword

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heh that's hilarious next up try "I drink your milkshake " (there will be blood)
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: state 08
I was at the gas station today and all of sudden, something came over me and I said,

"Drink my preciioous, drink" in my best Gollum impersonation.

They guy ahead stared at me for 10 seconds, and then left.
You should've launched into a tirade.

"What's it looking at, precioussss? Doesn't it likes us? Does it thinks we're crazy?

We're not crazy! He likes us! Everybody likes us!

Oh piss off you worthless, wicked creature. You would be dead without me! We survived because of ME!"
 

randay

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Your milkshake brings all the cars to the pump, and theyre like, its better then yours. I can fill you, but I have to charge.
 

sonambulo

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Feb 22, 2004
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Constantly. Like, to the point where whole sections of my life are just Kaufman-esque jokes.
 

imported_Imp

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Yes. All the time. I usually feel like I'm about to blow when I'm staying quiet. Should see me at home alone when the windows are closed (or I forget they're open).
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: state 08
I was at the gas station today and all of sudden, something came over me and I said,

"Drink my preciioous, drink" in my best Gollum impersonation.

They guy ahead stared at me for 10 seconds, and then left.

if that's what you mean by crazy... that's not really all that crazy. it just sounds like you have a wicked cool sense of humor. :thumbsup:
 

NanoStuff

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I know exactly how you feel. I installed the Firefox 3 beta. I NEVER INSTALL BETAS!

Once in a lifetime, living on the edge isn't for me.
 
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