Do you guys miss sex?

[Micrornd]

Whenever I ask, my wife tells me I get more than enough.
I just don't understand why we have so many AA batteries in the nightstand drawer.

 

[DrDoug]

Men, basically don't give a shit about sex other than that they have it.

With anything. We laugh at dogs humping legs but too many men will hump just about anything. Just remember that some guy looked at a flashlight and said to himself "Hmmm, that looks sexy but lets change it up a bit!" and thus was born the light of flesh.

Then there's barnyard animals...

Regarding the OP, I haven't had a chance to miss it for over 34 years. I have this handy certificate that makes me eligible for sex if I'm a nice guy and play my cards right. Fortunately I'm a nice guy and this is a card game that I'm good at.

 

[Fritzo]

Whenever I ask, my wife tells me I get more than enough.
I just don't understand why we have so many AA batteries in the nightstand drawer.

Dude, she needs to get a rechargeable Womanizer.

You're welcome.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Heh, also - anytime someone says the phrase "Happy wife, happy life" I want to punch them in the face.

I'm sorry that you're stupid enough to be sexually exploited, that doesn't mean everyone else should.