Do you guys own a bathrobe or a pee jug?

[Exterous]

We used to have a plastic pee pot that was used to water the plants in the morning. That thing was a perfect fit for me.

I'd kill myself today if I used that thing because it was shared and I made full contact when I sat on it.

So its a perfect fit for when you sit down to pee? :hmm:

Are you so poor and lazy you can't go into a bathroom or in the yard?

Damn Nazi HOA got all up in my business about what I was doing in my yard. If they don't want kids to see it then they should move the bus stop!

 

[clamum]

Somebody ban this tool, for the good of humanity.

Yes, please, this times infinity. Jesus what a bunch of fucking useless, stupid, unfunny threads.

 

[jagec]

Back in college I rented a really crappy basement apartment with a friend. The bathroom was accessed through his bedroom. Not a problem, except when his girlfriend was over. So I had a pee bottle. I doubt very much that the neighbors would have appreciated someone whizzing in the yard.

Are you kidding? You missed some real comedy potential there.

Every time you heard them getting busy, you should have barged in saying "Sorry...sorry...just gotta use the bathroom...sorry". Then stay on the other side for long enough that they think you've left the house and the noises start back up, and come through AGAIN saying "Sorry! Just feeling a little constipated...sorry it took so long...Hi Cindy."

Repeat throughout the night.

 

[smackababy]

Peeing in your yard is better than peeing in a pee bottle?

Ok. Sure.

Back in college I rented a really crappy basement apartment with a friend. The bathroom was accessed through his bedroom. Not a problem, except when his girlfriend was over. So I had a pee bottle. I doubt very much that the neighbors would have appreciated someone whizzing in the yard.

Yes, peeing in the yard is preferable to peeing in a jug and storing it in your bedroom. Stop being a disgusting fuck and pissing in bottles.

 

[slayer202]

uhhhh, ya understand?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Yes, peeing in the yard is preferable to peeing in a jug and storing it in your bedroom. Stop being a disgusting fuck and pissing in bottles.

Stop being an idiot. Only the OP stores his pee in his room. Any other person empties it in the morning. People who pee in the backyard need to get outside more if the urge to whiz on a tree is so great that they need to whip it out in front of the neighbors.

 

[z1ggy]

My lord Mayne wins ATOT. Perfect level of trolling, or just enough insane honesty to not be able to tell the difference.

 

[SlitheryDee]

So has Mayne turned the corner between being a despised troll and a troll that will be spoken fondly of when he inevitably gets permabanned?

 

[smackababy]

Stop being an idiot. Only the OP stores his pee in his room. Any other person empties it in the morning. People who pee in the backyard need to get outside more if the urge to whiz on a tree is so great that they need to whip it out in front of the neighbors.

Are your neighbors constantly monitoring your lawn? And are you so daft you just stand in the middle of it and piss into the wind where they would notice?

There are very few situations where using the toilet is not areal option. And in those situations, pissing on the side of your house isn't going to be a huge issue.

Stop pissing in jugs like some kind of sperg lord.

 

[T9D]

I do all my pee in a jug. It saves tons of wasted water.

But I do it mostly because pee is an awesome fertilizer. Mix it with 10:1 water and use it on all your garden and plants and they grow like crazy. They got super green too.

Pee is also very expensive and tough to filter out for waste plants compared to if there was no urine in the waste. It's a waste to flush it when it's such a good fertilizer. Use it on house plants too and watch them explode in growth and green up.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer/

*edit* rotate once a week which plants you dump it on. Otherwise you can over fert. Once a week or two weeks is all that's needed for each plant.

 

[z1ggy]

... But if I pee all over your face, will your beard grow faster?? Because I think I'm willing to test out my hypothesis.

 

[Newell Steamer]

 

[BoomerD]

I has no powerz.

But you know them what does...:whiste:

 

[Markbnj]

Stop being an idiot. Only the OP stores his pee in his room. Any other person empties it in the morning. People who pee in the backyard need to get outside more if the urge to whiz on a tree is so great that they need to whip it out in front of the neighbors.

It's my acre and I'll piss on it whenever I want. My dogs do. The deer do. The cats do. The squirrels and all the rest of the little pests do. The bear do. As long as I don't wave my member around in broad daylight I don't see that it's anyone's business whether I disperse some water and nitrates onto my soil.

It is also not anyone's business whether the OP stores his urine in a bottle under his bed for months at a time... but I'm not the asshole who posted about it on a public forum.

 

[Grooveriding]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4

 

[massmedia]

if you pour buckets of pee out the window on a daily nasis that whole side of the house is going to reek

 

[piasabird]

Why not use the kitchen sink. I am kidding here. A Mop sink might work.

 

[mizzou]

 

[KeithTalent]

Haha, was totally thinking of this.

KT

 

[piasabird]

We just never lock the bathroom door. You knock on the door then the person closes the shower curtain or says I'm on the pot and if they give the go ahead you jump in and use the toilet real quick. I have lived in a house with one bathroom for years. Fortunately there is a drain downstairs by the washing machine.

I have heard of using urine as fertilizer, but normally recommend you use it right (Must be diluted) away or it will turn to an ammonia and burn the plants. Alternatively this could help to break down a compost pile. There was a website about this.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Using-Human-Urine-As-A-Liquid-Fertilizer&id=392596

If you go outside they might have you charged as some kind of sex offender and put on the sex offender list.

 

[Perknose]

Peeing in your yard is better than peeing in a pee bottle?

Ok. Sure.

When I delegated the primary responsibility for finding a house to buy to my late wife Jessie, my sole directives were that I wanted a place that was light and sunny, and a place where I could pee in the back yard if I wanted to.

She found our place on the her second try.

Owning enough land to do what you effing well want on it is a true luxury. Taking a whiz in nature is one of the more natural things I can think of.

Otoh, on stakeouts as a PI I often had to pee in a bottle in a car. While not the worst thing about them (overcoming boredom and staying awake were both worse), it was not my idea of fun. I hated stakeouts.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

on stakeouts as a PI I often had to pee in a bottle in a car.

People that piss into small containers are weird and can't be trusted.

:hmm:

 

[Perknose]

on stakeouts as a PI I often had to pee in a bottle in a car.

People that piss into small containers are weird and can't be trusted.

:hmm:

Close your eyes and hold out your hand, I've got a wet, warm surprise for you! :biggrin:

 

[alkemyst]

I just walk around the neighborhood and piss on everyone's front door.

Stance of Dominance.

 

[Mai72]

Close your eyes and hold out your hand, I've got a wet, warm surprise for you!

You do?