Do you guys own a bathrobe or a pee jug?

[Red Squirrel]

I just walk to the bathroom like any sane person would do. That way I can also wash my hands after. Do you pee in the bottle, leave this pee lying around, and not wash your hands, then go back to bed? That's freaking nasty.

I hate having to get up to go pee though, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. It feels great getting back into bed after doing the deed.

 

[Perknose]

You do?

In your case, not even if you were on fire.

 

[brianmanahan]

Close your eyes and hold out your hand, I've got a wet, warm surprise for you! :biggrin:

reported

 

[MongGrel]

reported

:biggrin:

 

[Carson Dyle]

I just walk to the bathroom like any sane person would do. That way I can also wash my hands after. Do you pee in the bottle, leave this pee lying around, and not wash your hands, then go back to bed? That's freaking nasty.

From the late, great George Carlin. For people like yourself:

And speaking of my colon, I want you to know I don’t automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom. Can you deal with that?

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them!

 

[moonbogg]

My lord Mayne wins ATOT. Perfect level of trolling, or just enough insane honesty to not be able to tell the difference.

If most of us were perfectly honest with what goes through our heads, we would sound like Mayne.

 

[alkemyst]

If most of us were perfectly honest with what goes through our heads, we would sound like Mayne.

If you were honest about what you really did, you'd sound more like me.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758519134184454

 

[Carson Dyle]

I know a guy who did that ... pissed in the fridge. Small time alcoholic, he had two female roommates at the time. More or less sleepwalking while blacked out drunk, he got up in the middle of the night - probably couldn't decide whether he was hungry or needed to piss - maybe both. Hosed down the inside of the fridge. They made him empty everything out, clean the fridge, disinfect it, then replace every last item. The worst of it for him is that the story continues to be told 15 years later.