Do you guys own a bathrobe or a pee jug?

[dank69]

I'm working on it...but like any drug that you have tried for a couple months..its hard to stop peeing in an jug.

Okay...two more questions:

Why dump it out the window and not into the toilet?
How do you have any empty laundry detergent jug already when you just got a washer/dryer last week?

 

[moonbogg]

you have never had an itch in the middle of your back that doesn't feel awesome after you go to pull your bathrobe down your back ...grab the sleeves and rub horizontally back and forth and slide up and down.

Damn, that's a good idea actually. Also, if you didn't rinse your detergent container, make sure when you pee in it you don't rub the tip. It might burn.

 

[Perknose]

Also, if you didn't rinse your detergent container, make sure when you pee in it you don't rub the tip. It might burn.

But if you do accidentally rub the tip, be sure to post about it, with PICS! :biggrin:

 

[Carson Dyle]

Get yourself a nice chamber pot and do away with the narrow-mouthed detergent jug.

 

[moonbogg]

But if you do accidentally rub the tip, be sure to post about it, with PICS! :biggrin:

So far, I'm the only one on these forums with the balls to post dick pics. I do have faith in Mayne though.

 

[Naer]

I use the the herb waterer when I need to go and someone's in the bathroom

 

[alkemyst]

I sleep naked. I pee naked. I eat leftovers straight out of the fridge, with the fridge bulb illuminating my naked form.

But I did buy some slippers. Now, I can can walk naked around the house with my feets in glorious, warm comfort.

Yet you claim you wear sandals even in snow?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I keep my shit in jars.. I expect it will be valuable some day.

 

[1sikbITCH]

I was about to ponder why you chose not to purchase a new bathrobe or just grab a pair of sweats when I noticed you said you can't even be bothered to get out of bed to do it in the first place.

<---- I'm not fit to use this handle :|

 

[Carson Dyle]

I sometimes use a widemouth Nalgene for a pee bottle when camping in cold weather. But you empty it and rinse it out in morning ... you don't keep a gallon jug of urine in the corner of your bedroom to ferment for days on end.

 

[Printer Bandit]

had a pee jug in college, when i couldn't be bothered to leave my room / desk.

it was a large taco bell cup.

 

[Mayne]

I sometimes use a widemouth Nalgene for a pee bottle when camping in cold weather. But you empty it and rinse it out in morning ... you don't keep a gallon jug of urine in the corner of your bedroom to ferment for days on end.

don't tell me how to live.

 

[Carson Dyle]

don't tell me how to live.

I meant normal people don't do things like that.

You do what you like. Keep your 37 cats and what's left of a case of yogurt in the fridge that went on sale in 2010. Others think you're trolling. I suspect you really are batshit crazy and living up to your armpits in your own excrement.

 

[Mayne]

I meant normal people don't do things like that.

You do what you like. Keep your 37 cats and what's left of a case of yogurt in the fridge that went on sale in 2010. Others think you're trolling. I suspect you really are batshit crazy and living up to your armpits in your own excrement.

How about you go to hell ..hows that sound mofo?

 

[Mayne]

it doesn't sound nice does it?

 

[moonbogg]

lol , I love the shit out of you Mayne.

 

[twinrider1]

I envy you dude. Sadly I share an apartment with 2 women.

For years I watched Jack Tripper.
I laughed with Jack Tripper.
I cheered for Jack Tripper.
You sir, are no Jack Tripper.

 

[master_shake_]

man...

i don't own either of those...

i'm doing it wrong, i knew it!

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Had a girlfriend once get grossed about about me peeing in the shower. I told her everyone does it.

Apparently there is a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

 

[MongGrel]

it doesn't sound nice does it?

please quit bumping your bullshit threads and go away.

 

[Grooveriding]

Freaking amateur, dude. Been pissing in a jug for years. Now I drop #2s right by the bedside. Get on my level.

 

[Brainonska511]

Just going to use my new laundry detergent jug to pee in and empty it out my bedroom window when it gets full.

Unless your sister is a koala, I don't see why you can't just dump the jug down the toilet during the day, when no one is sleeping in the living room.

 

[mrjminer]

I don't own a bathrobe. I pee into a 2-liter if I'm up late and don't want to wake others up. I don't just pee into containers at any given time, though.

 

[alkemyst]

For years I watched Jack Tripper.
I laughed with Jack Tripper.
I cheered for Jack Tripper.
You sir, are no Jack Tripper.

Mom and Grandmother.

 

[alkemyst]

I live in a proper place, I have a bathroom inside my bedroom.

We both sleep naked and keep clothes bedside (a pair of shorts and a t-shirt for me).