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Um yeah, one, some of these aren't acronyms and two, all of them are made up. Literally, nobody has ever said 'NIFOC' and the last person to say 'TDTM' was Bret Michaels.
I knew PRON and 420 and when you think about it, what more do you really need?
KT
lol
also the only 2 I knew / had heard before
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Give us a clickbait list of Internet slang for concerned parents!
OK, but they're already going to know things like "ASL" or "YOLO."
Well just make up some new ones! They're not gonna know the difference.
CNN; fuck it, pandering is so much easier than finding actual news to report on.
Number 6 is just 1337-speak. Number 10 is common knowledge now and will soon be as well-known as 13. 14 is just WRONG. They spelled 18 wr0ng (good luck cracking THAT code). 26 is more frequently going to be a reference to The Walking Dead.28 Internet acronyms every parent should know
I didn't know quite a few of these:
1. IWSN - I want sex now
2. GNOC - Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
4. PIR - Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex
6. 53X - Sex
7. 9 - Parent watching
8. 99 - Parent gone
9. 1174'- Party meeting place
10. THOT - That hoe over there
11. CID - Acid (the drug)
12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 - Marijuana
14. POS - Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life
18. PRON - Porn
19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me
20. 8 - Oral sex
21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN - I'm posting naked
23. LH6 - Let's have sex
24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC - Drug of choice
26. TWD - Texting while driving
27. GYPO - Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless
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