Do you know grown men who shield their eyes from nudity?

[Ranger X]

When we're watching a movie and there is a scene with semi-nudity or full nudity, I see them shielding their eyes like a little kid.

Am I alone on this?

 

[Zim Hosein]

No, I don't know any sissies.

 

[notfred]

Do you live in the bible belt?

 

[Ryan]

On when it's Kathy Bates - DAMN YOU SCHMIDT!!!!

 

[FoBoT]

the people like that , that i know, don't watch movies with that stuff in it to begin with

 

[yukichigai]

I do it for real nudity sometimes, but only to make the nude-ee feel less oggled. Y'know, like if someone's top comes off accidentally. Not if I'm wandering through a strip club.

People who do it for movies and TV have issues.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

No, I don't know any sissies.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

They have been trained by women. I know someone who does the same thing.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
They have been trained by women. I know someone who does the same thing.

Do they also pee sitting down?

 

[meltdown75]

perhaps they're afraid that their weenies will start to twitch...

 

[backinsac]

I think they do it for show. I'm sure they're peeking.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
They have been trained by women. I know someone who does the same thing.

Do they also pee sitting down?

I don't know if he does or doesn't, but his girlfriend tells him to cover his eyes whenever there is something on TV she feels he shouldn't see. And he does. It's become something he does without thinking I guess.

 

[vi edit]

My father in law does that...I guess out of respect to his wife or something.

 

[Kristi2k]

Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
They have been trained by women. I know someone who does the same thing.

Do they also pee sitting down?

I don't know if he does or doesn't, but his girlfriend tells him to cover his eyes whenever there is something on TV she feels he shouldn't see. And he does. It's become something he does without thinking I guess.

Ah, the joys of having a girl who likes porn as much as I do...

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
perhaps they're afraid that their weenies will start to twitch...

There's got to be some way to work that line into this song:

...The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly
the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.
The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch
in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
... Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch
of what was once the Wicked Witch.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

watch out, they'll flame you . put on some asbestos pants first

 

[iversonyin]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

Morals? What religion you believe in?

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

Wow, you're an idiot if you think seeing a naked body is immoral.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

Kindly tell me the section of any moral document that says "though shalt not oggle boobies."

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

OH TEH NOEOOOOOES)!)!)!)!)!)!))010101010101010011!!!!!!

 

[Perknose]

The REAL question is, why are you staring at other men in the audience during soft porn scenes? :shocked:

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
the people like that , that i know, don't watch movies with that stuff in it to begin with

You can't predict it sometimes. For instance, no one expected Kathy Bates' to have stretch armstrong funbags in About Schmidt.

When they suspect a nudity scene approaching, I see them with their hands near their eyes. :laugh:

 

[m4ch0dude]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
Wow, you guys are cool for looking. Good job on making fun of somoene who has some morals.

Hey, what's so immoral about hot women being nude?