Originally posted by: KMc
Pizza is like sex. Even if it's "bad", it's still pretty good.
I'll agree with the first part.
I've had pizza that was so bad it made me wish I'd gotten a Snickers bar instead. Often, its Dominos.
By the same token, I have been foolish and desperate enough to hang out late at a bar, pick up the drunkest skank I could find, take her home and........
Yup, the so-called "sex" was so bad that I actually wished I had instead got a Hustler and some paper towels. After I was done I could have ready some funny jokes.
If you spend enough time working at it you can find sex so bad you'll wish you had done something else.