Do you own denim shorts?

[nageov3t]

never really got the denim short hate.

I've got a pair somewhere in my closet... they're probably way too big on me now to even think about wearing because I've lost like a hundred pounds since last summer, but I wore them a couple times last year for just knocking around the house.

 

[Dualist]

That was long ago, but not anymore.

 

[eplebnista]

No, don't wear denim jeans either.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: eplebnista
No, don't wear denim jeans either.

Do you wear non-denim jeans?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
Not since elementary school. Yeesh. You can throw "they're comfortable" at me for almost any article of clothing, but come on. Standards, people.

what's wrong with jean shorts?

 

[TallBill]

Only because I cut myself a pair for comedic effect.

 

[troytime]

apparently denim shorts are only taboo in regions where they sell Vogue for Men Magazine.

 

[imported_Champ]

no...never, I care about my appearance

why don't you top it off with socks and sandals and a wwf or monster truck t-shirt

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Yes, I own some.

They are perfect for doing yardwork when it's warm out.

bingo

 

[Engineer]

Yes, I have a few pairs. Hardly wear them. Usually wear the cotton Hanes shorts (and I'm not talking about underwear damnit).

 

[SlitheryDee]

Some denim shorts are made just like regular cargo shorts. Those are fine. It's the genuine unhemmed cuff cut-off-jeans look you want to avoid.

They look great on skanky women with smoking hot bodies. :thumbsup:

 

[Instagib]

Jorts are for Gator fans

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'll own denim shorts the day I put a plastic flamingo on my lawn: never.

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I'll own denim shorts the day my testicles descend: never.

:Q

 

[moshquerade]

yes, i have a pair of jean shorts.

but, i don't really like seeing guys wear them. : /

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I'll own denim shorts the day my testicles descend: never.

:Q

Awwww, did that comment strike too close to the crushed Bud cans that you use as decoration on your dirt?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
absolutely not.

 

[dbk]

i plead the FiF

 

[Aves]

Not since the 90s.

 

[LilPima]

Just jean skirts, haven't seen any men wear denim shorts in the past few years either. Hm.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: Instagib
Jorts are for Gator fans

Wanna see lots of Jorts?

Go to an Ohio State game.

 

[0roo0roo]

megan fox gets a pass
http://jalopnik.com/photogalle...iewSize=thumb1280x1280

 

[troytime]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Some denim shorts are made just like regular cargo shorts. Those are fine. It's the genuine unhemmed cuff cut-off-jeans look you want to avoid.

They look great on skanky women with smoking hot bodies. :thumbsup:

if THATS the real definition of jorts (cut off jeans), then by all means, i agree
otherwise its pure imitation fashion nazi-ism.

 

[grrl]

I think I had a pair in elementary school.

 

[Barfo]

no