Do you pee through you zipper or over the top of your pants?

[Howard]

esquared must be on his day off.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2382475

 

[BeeBoop]

Zipper? Shirley you jest!

I actually did this to myselt when I was younger at age 9ish. Lol

 

[Captante]

Depends on the pants.

 

[DaTT]

What is with the "Men" sitting down to pee? Do you dab it with toilet paper when you're done too?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

i'll be honest sometimes when i'm drunk and acting stupid ill purposely see how much pee i can leave on the seat.

 

[mmntech]

At home, Butters style, with my arms out and my junk flapping in the breeze. Now y'all will have to go to bed with that thought.

 

[BeeBoop]

What is with the "Men" sitting down to pee? Do you dab it with toilet paper when you're done too?

I do or I shake it a few times. I have a scar at the tip that can trap some piss every now and then.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

Zipper? Shirley you jest!

Don't call me Shirley!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think I tried through the zipper hole exactly once, and found the sensation of tiny metal teeth scraping my glans less than satisfactory.

 

[clamum]

Wow, that many people pee through their zipper? Ugh, no thanks. I undo my belt and pants/jeans button, unzip, and do it. I thought almost everyone did, lulz.

 

[Captante]

What is with the "Men" sitting down to pee? Do you dab it with toilet paper when you're done too?

Only do this if I'm anticipating a bit of the old #2 as well!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Zipper? Shirley you jest!

 

[Carson Dyle]

Wow, that many people pee through their zipper? Ugh, no thanks. I undo my belt and pants/jeans button, unzip, and do it. I thought almost everyone did, lulz.

I think that counts as through the zip. I do the same when wearing pants with a fly. Do we have a referee?

More often than not, though, I wear pants with no fly. You only have one option in that case. And no, I don't drop them to my ankles.

 

[Paratus]

If you get up during the night to take a wiz it is just easier to sit down and not turn on any lights... I think that's where it started for me. I don't do it all the time but it is definitely less messy.

Take a look at the floor in the mens room at work beneath the urinals. By the end of the day you'll be standing in piss. Do you think it is any less messy at home?

This.

At night I'm not turning on the light and I sure don't want to clean up piss. Nor deal with having my wife step in it, (I'm a happily whipped man), so it's easier. Besides, between cat, dog and kid piss, I clean up enough of it.

Now during the day it's over the top.

 

[Carson Dyle]

You guys must either keep your houses dark as caves or else you have horrible night vision.

 

[AMCRambler]

So we finally ran out of things to talk about. Well alright then.

 

[Childs]

I do both. Unzip the zipper, but then pull down the boxers.

Correction! I unbutton, unzip, then pull down.

 

[OverVolt]

zipper, but not through that god damn underwear flap.

This man knows his stuff!

 

[Ichinisan]

I unbuckle, unbutton, and unzip. I pull the underwear down in the front unless it's boxers. With boxers, my dong is usually hanging out through the opening already.

I hate boxers.

 

[02ranger]

Up until a few weeks ago I was over the top, all the time. Then I saw a post on Reddit asking this same question, and I felt like an idiot. For ~26 years now I've completely forgotten there's another option to peeing besides taking your pants partway down. I've been going through the zipper the last few weeks and it is magnificent! So to answer you question, through the zipper now and that's how I voted.

Side not, who'd have thought this would be an even 50-50 split at 46 votes?

 

[Spungo]

Zipper? Shirley you jest!

I don't understand this. Don't men put their dick away before trying to zip up? Wouldn't it be part of a routine? Even if you're going on muscle memory alone, you would still put it away before zipping up.

 

[02ranger]

I don't understand this. Don't men put their dick away before trying to zip up? Wouldn't it be part of a routine? Even if you're going on muscle memory alone, you would still put it away before zipping up.

Not to mention unless you're just pulling up on the zipper fast with all your might, you "should" feel the first bite and stop before you get in too much trouble with it. I don't really understand that either........

 

[Rakehellion]

I pee through the leg of my jeans.

 

[Rakehellion]

Up until a few weeks ago I was over the top, all the time. Then I saw a post on Reddit asking this same question, and I felt like an idiot. For ~26 years now I've completely forgotten there's another option to peeing besides taking your pants partway down. I've been going through the zipper the last few weeks and it is magnificent! So to answer you question, through the zipper now and that's how I voted.

Side not, who'd have thought this would be an even 50-50 split at 46 votes?

How does that even work? Isn't it significantly more trouble trying to thread your tallywhacker through that little hole? Not to mention the complications if your pants are slightly too high or too low. Extra points for scraping your dong on the zipper.

 

[Humpy]

Our AT dossiers surely must be complete now.