Do you pee through you zipper or over the top of your pants?

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mrjminer

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But then you get that pee that's stuck in the tube then when you go close the tunnel some of that choo choo gets on your undies. That's nasty

Because when you pee through the zipper or over the top, you just hold it all back and wait until you put your dick back in to finish peeing?
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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I was probably 23 or 24 before I understood the intended use of the underwear flap.

Still don't use it.

 

Linux23

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Because when you pee through the zipper or over the top, you just hold it all back and wait until you put your dick back in to finish peeing?
When you pee over your pants waist band the pressure of your pee opens the tunnel. Once pressure gets too low the tunnel collapses little by little until you got that little bit of pee you have to shake off but the force of the waste band prematurely closes the tunnel. As you put your pants back up gravity happens and thus wet spot on undies or sometimes wet spot on the outside of undies. In my case at least
 

TheVrolok

Lifer
Dec 11, 2000
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this has been posted multiple times already and just reaffirms you guys like talking about dicks way more than guys who actually like dicks :whiste:

Honestly, it just tells me these guys don't know how to handle their dicks. These guys can't figure out how to use a zipper without dragging their cock over the zipper? Really? I guess they also all have 14 inch limp members? I'm doubting it.
 

Platypus

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Apr 26, 2001
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Honestly, it just tells me these guys don't know how to handle their dicks. These guys can't figure out how to use a zipper without dragging their cock over the zipper? Really? I guess they also all have 14 inch limp members? I'm doubting it.

yeah, the last time this thread happened I had people fight me on what a zipper was for (they swore up and down it wasnt for pissing, only to make pants easier to get on). I brought up overalls as a perfect example of why that's completely retarded but I was in the vast minority on that one.

This is some elementary school bullshit, I honestly don't get why this topic has come up as many times as it has.
 

crownjules

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Most pants have a little piece of fabric on the inside that overlaps the zipper. So even if you possess the manual dexterity of Stephen Hawking you shouldn't be hurting yourself when you pull out.

I'm almost always wearing a belt so the pull down method would be more of a hassle.
 

Childs

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Jul 9, 2000
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yeah, the last time this thread happened I had people fight me on what a zipper was for (they swore up and down it wasnt for pissing, only to make pants easier to get on). I brought up overalls as a perfect example of why that's completely retarded but I was in the vast minority on that one.

This is some elementary school bullshit, I honestly don't get why this topic has come up as many times as it has.

Womens pants and jeans have zippers.... Zippers are not just used in clothing either. Its just a mechanism to fasten two things together.
 
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Gizmo j

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I'm surprised how equal the poll is, I assumed most people did one or the other
 

phucheneh

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What in the unholy fuck...how can that many people pee like Butters?

With the chief concern apparently being 'oh noes, that zipper could hurt me,' I feel like the term 'dickfingers,' which I use to refer to people with clumsy, useless hands, has never been more appropriate.

As I stated, I pull my dick, and commonly my balls as well, right out the fuckin' pants hole. I have yet to injure either. If your zipper is like one of those anti-rape devices that rips your dick off with razor blades...well, I'd probably get new pants.
 

Carson Dyle

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Jul 2, 2012
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Why the balls???? Do you give them a little bath while they're out and surveying the world around them?

It's totally unclear what is really meant by "over the top". I have to think that very few people wearing pants with a fly, undo nothing and just wrestle those pants lower until the waste band is below their junk. On the other hand, many people undo both the fly and the waste button/snap/clip and their belt (if they're wearing one) to fully open the front of the pants. Surely that can't be considered "over the top", or can it?
 

phucheneh

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Why the balls???? Do you give them a little bath while they're out and surveying the world around them?

It's totally unclear what is really meant by "over the top". I have to think that very few people wearing pants with a fly, undo nothing and just wrestle those pants lower until the waste band is below their junk. On the other hand, many people undo both the fly and the waste button/snap/clip and their belt (if they're wearing one) to fully open the front of the pants. Surely that can't be considered "over the top", or can it?

I don't know why the balls, really. I guess it feels more like a proper 'unholstering'.

Maybe that's why people don't use the zipper...their penis is just...so all alone...

It helps to bring out the boys for backup.
 

mrjminer

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Dec 2, 2005
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When you pee over your pants waist band the pressure of your pee opens the tunnel. Once pressure gets too low the tunnel collapses little by little until you got that little bit of pee you have to shake off but the force of the waste band prematurely closes the tunnel. As you put your pants back up gravity happens and thus wet spot on undies or sometimes wet spot on the outside of undies. In my case at least

That's what happens if you don't hold the band away from your junk. You have to use one hand or fingers to stop the band from compressing your tube. Learn how to pee, newb!

On another note, I think this movie is appropriate: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093692/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
 

sportage

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Some other stranger in the bathroom has to spank me while I unzip & let go. Followed by an standing ovation. Only way that works for me. Needless to say, I'm very popular in most airport bathrooms from coast to coast.

Or, I just pull up a pant leg.
 
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