Do you pee through you zipper or over the top of your pants?

[OverVolt]

You guys ever see the movie teeth?

 

[PliotronX]

When I was young I'd firehose it over the fence but the zipper was made for convenience and that is what I use. If you pull your pants down you might as well sit down to pee and don't forget your tampons.

 

[Linux23]

That's what happens if you don't hold the band away from your junk. You have to use one hand or fingers to stop the band from compressing your tube. Learn how to pee, newb!

On another note, I think this movie is appropriate: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093692/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

too much girth

 

[who?]

If you hang your trousers on suspenders you can unbutton and unzip them without having to hold them up, then you can either use the fly in your shorts or pull them down and go over.

 

[shortylickens]

Over the top.

You ever try pulling a snake thru a pile of blankets?
While your hands are SHAKING?!??

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When I was young I'd firehose it over the fence but the zipper was made for convenience and that is what I use. If you pull your pants down you might as well sit down to pee and don't forget your tampons.

You don't need to pull pants down to go over the top. It would take me more time to unzip, reach into my pants hole, then reach into my undies hole, pull my penis through both, and then push it back in than the alternative.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Your glans?

Just how short does your dick have to be for the head to be even with the zipper?

Wait, you have a penis with a glans that can magically teleport to the exterior of your pants without passing it through the zipper? Can I see a picture of it?

 

[RossMAN]

What if you're drunk?

 

[zinfamous]

What if you're drunk?

this question truly informs your necro.

something you need to unburden there, RossMAN? :hmm:

 

[RossMAN]

this question truly informs your necro.

something you need to unburden there, RossMAN? :hmm:

Who appointed you the necro fucking police, bro?

 

[zinfamous]

Who appointed you the necro fucking police, bro?

As far as I know, that is still illegal in all states. I guess this is one specific niche that I would be suited for.

wait, is the missing hyphen intentional, or not? :hmm:

 

[RossMAN]

As far as I know, that is still illegal in all states. I guess this is one specific niche that I would be suited for.

wait, is the missing hyphen intentional, or not? :hmm:

:ninja:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Wait, you have a penis with a glans that can magically teleport to the exterior of your pants without passing it through the zipper? Can I see a picture of it?

Still waiting for an answer/picture.

 

[mohit9206]

I just pee in my pants.No need to worry about no zippers or nothing.