Ichinisan
Lifer
- Oct 9, 2002
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Alright.
Let's get rid of personal libraries of any kind, while we're at it.
Who needs any books in their house? It's not like you ever read a book twice, eh? You can get them from public libraries if you need them. And if public libraries don't have the title you're looking for, you probably don't really need that title anyway. You got a Kindle and Amazon.com, that's all you'll ever need.
Same goes with music and films. We'll always have the internet available to us, as well as services like Netflix, right? So why bother with discs? Who the hell watches "Casablanca" four times, anyway? And who cares about some "making of" documentary or a director's commentary accompanying the film? Only pretentious bastards, that's who!
As for music, who needs to have a collection when YouTube parties are all the rage nowadays?
The internet is here to stay, electricity is a given, and anyone who says otherwise is a luddite.
... And then you wonder why "Idiocracy" is no longer a satire, but a self-fulfilling prophecy...
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