I am the Shadow Man and I will never harm the person under whose bed I live.
So...if a bed's on the floor, then what?
Are you in the floorboards then? Do you provide any useful service while you're down there, like maybe acting as a wifi amplifier, or offering some insulation value?
We need answers!
There are lots of people who see "shadow people." Never seen anything, but heard shit. If I had that kind of activity in the house I would buy some ghost hunting gear. A good EMF detector and maybe a spirit box.
You'd think that we would have ironed out a spectral analysis of a ghost by now, if basic EMF detectors or IR cameras can pick them up.
Hell, IR cameras though?
- If they're colder than their surroundings, that means that they are absorbing energy somehow, and depositing it....elsewhere. If that's the case, the air conditioner industry would probably be interested, as well as a substantial portion of the scientific community.
- If they're warmer, then they are somehow generating energy in order to continue emitting infrared radiation. What are they metabolizing? Can it be used as a power source?
- If ghost sightings are little more than mild hallucinations caused by the screwy, half-assed design of our eyes and brains, or maybe by things like
infrasound.....oh, wait, that's less interesting than semi-dead people wandering around.