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Lifer
- Sep 21, 2001
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Last time we had this thread it rocked. Some of my favorites:
"Holy Hell, assassins!"
(From a guy who was being woken up by his roommate after playing games all night) "Hey <name>, wake up, you're going to miss class!" "I can't miss. I have guided arrow attack."
"Dude, find the the square root of 5. It's badass."
(A kid who was found by his parents trying to scale the wall of his room after playing Mario.) "I'm trying to get to the next level."
Then there was the guy who was mumbling perfectly-syntaxed java in his sleep.
My favorite from my husband:
Him: "Oh no, we're out of coupons!"
Me, thinking he's awake: "Coupons for what?"
Him: "Meetings!"
"Holy Hell, assassins!"
(From a guy who was being woken up by his roommate after playing games all night) "Hey <name>, wake up, you're going to miss class!" "I can't miss. I have guided arrow attack."
"Dude, find the the square root of 5. It's badass."
(A kid who was found by his parents trying to scale the wall of his room after playing Mario.) "I'm trying to get to the next level."
Then there was the guy who was mumbling perfectly-syntaxed java in his sleep.
My favorite from my husband:
Him: "Oh no, we're out of coupons!"
Me, thinking he's awake: "Coupons for what?"
Him: "Meetings!"