Do you think that the real Sean Connery would ever do Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL?? :)

[NFS4]

LOL, I know he's been knighted an all, but it would be funny as hell to get the "real" Sean on there

Sorta how like Will Ferrel got upstaged by the real Janet Reno

 

[Urinal Mint]

BURN IN HELL TREBEK!

 

[Rallispec]

I'll take swords for 800 alex.

that's "S"words, not swords.

 

[Rallispec]

SAber!

but it began with a bloody 'S'

 

[NotoriousJTC]

"I'll take Ape Tit's for $400"....

"ooooh Ruff? Just the way you're mother likes it Trebek!...


That would be awesome if Connery was on SNL, but i dont think they would bring him on unless he was promoting something, like a movie.

 

[Cattlegod]

the penis mightier for 100 please

 

[iamwiz82]

"I'll take the rapist for $100!"

"thats therapist!"

 

[Rallispec]

-and nicholas cage has lost his podium

 

[dcdomain]

Bah.. I dunno, the impersonation is sooo good already. What could the real Sean Connery add? Hearing him say you the man now dawg was hard enough on my ears.

 

[MrBond]

<< ooooh Ruff? Just the way you're mother likes it Trebek!... >>

This was the last time I nearly wet my pants from something on network TV

The burt reynolds ones are great too, they had it on &quot;The Best of Game show parodies&quot;.

I lost it when Reynolds mentioned something about Trebek's &quot;Diego mustache&quot;

 

[Jfur]

I hope it's nude jeopardy

 

[BigSmooth]

&quot;Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?&quot;

&quot;Then the day is mine!&quot;

- Sean Connery has negative 2000 dollars...
&quot;Only because of villainy!&quot;

 

[Rallispec]

you and your damn daily doubles

 

[NFS4]

<< Bah.. I dunno, the impersonation is sooo good already. What could the real Sean Connery add? Hearing him say you the man now dawg was hard enough on my ears. >>


It would just be the icing on the cake No one can do Connery better than Connery Hammond slurs Connery's words a bit too much IMHO, but it's still pretty close.

 

[vthorts]

You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek!

 

[yellowperil]

Darrell Hammond is great. He has the Clinton/Gore thing down pretty well, and his Regis impression is dead on!

Rajneesh Philbin: [ pause ] I'm sorry, Sonja, but it's Anorexia.. you've lost it all!
Sonja: Can't I have the rice?
Rajneesh Philbin: No, I'm sorry. We're feeding it to the goat!

 

[vthorts]

Does anyone else have the Celebrity Jeopardy's on their computer... I have about 6 of them, but I know there is more! I want them ALL!

 

[kbm5]

Of course, David Duchovney doing Jeff Goldblum is just as good as any of them.

&quot;Ah... yes... let's see there are one, two, three, four, five, six... ah! Seven, categories...&quot;

 

[gopunk]

did anybody see the one with sean, robin williams, and some chick (i forget her name)? there was a good play on words in that one but i forget it.

 

[NFS4]

<< Of course, David Duchovney doing Jeff Goldblum is just as good as any of them.

&quot;Ah... yes... let's see there are one, two, three, four, five, six... ah! Seven, categories...&quot; >>


LOL!!!! The funny thing is, this past weeked I was doing Duchovney's impression of Goldblum for my own amusement. I crack me up sometimes


***EDIT***


<< did anybody see the one with sean, robin williams, and some chick (i forget her name)? there was a good play on words in that one but i forget it. >>


Catherine Zeta Jones

&quot;Micheal darling, the diapers are on the counter next to the table. Oh, and the baby's diappers are in the closet&quot; (or something to that effect)

 

[BruinEd03]

&quot;And Sean Connnery has set a new jeapordy record for lowest points with...&quot;
&quot;...Suck it Trebek...Suck it long...and Suck it HARD...&quot;



-Ed

 

[shiner]

&quot;I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000 Alex&quot;

&quot;That's An Album Cover Mr. Connery.&quot;

 

[NFS4]

<< &quot;I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000 Alex&quot;

&quot;That's An Album Cover Mr. Connery.&quot; >>


LOL, for you Conan fans out there:

&quot;OOOOhhhhhhhh, when your rectum's sore and swollen, Raymond's here, Raymond's here,
Put these creme around your colon, Raymonds here to help.
OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!&quot;

ROTLMAO!!!!!!!!

 

[gopunk]

<< &quot;I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000 Alex&quot;

&quot;That's An Album Cover Mr. Connery.&quot; >>



ah that's the one, my personal favorite episode.

 

[shiner]

&quot;I don't know, but your mother is a whore.&quot;