Originally posted by: mugs
You're 41 and you've never touched a girl's butt? Go hire a prostitute now.
Originally posted by: Ketteringo
On your next date:
"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ YOU
"Uh ok..." ~ Her
"Stick out your butt." ~ YOU
Nope. See the list posted above.Originally posted by: tfinch2
this has got to be some sort of parody
Originally posted by: werk
Added to the list of stupid stormrider threads:
Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?
Major Turnoffs for Girls....
Do any of you guys over-analyze girls to try to determine whether they like you?
PSA: Girls look good wearing white pants!
Have any of you guys ever dated a girl that shared many physical traits as an ex?
Are any of you guys scared of girls?
Battle of the Latinas! Round 1: Pretty Cuban girl versus Pretty Puerto Rican girl.
Can girls tell the difference when a guy is looking at her name-tag instead of her chest?
Do guys who lived in dorms and never went home on weekends managed to stay "Master of their Domains"?
What was the greatest educational disparity in your relationships?
A question to the women of ATOT: How much money does a guy have to spend on a first date...
Guys who wear male thongs at the beach == "Man Slutty" or...
Do tattoos age well on girls?
Social Isolation, Marital Fidelity, and LoveBots...
We know that male "Quick Draw McGraws" exist, but what about the female version?
When you were young, were any of you reluctant to introduce your girlfriend to your parents because...
I am so attracted to Stephanie Siemiller of the show "Fresh Gear"
Why does it seem that men tend to stray more while their wives are pregnant?
Will Ferrell's Massive Erection
Would it freak you out if your wife/girlfriend always uttered the phrase, "Let's get the stink on!"...
Does reading poetry to girls really work in wooing them?
I think I've discovered the reason why so many of us were attracted to 7 of 9!!!!
Good grief! There is such a thing as a "Guys Gone Wild" video series!
Alec Baldwin's bathroom scene in "Along Came Polly.."
Is there a web site that features facials of pretty women?
I think a woman turned around to look at me!
Panda Pr0n helps Panda get pregnant....
Without ever meeting them, which ATOT woman do you *think* probably has the most annoying laugh?
Which is considered to be the more attractive accent on a woman?
Why isn't there a web site where women can let the world know that they're married?
Have any of you girls pretended to be dumb just to attract a guy?
Hallmark Channel: Some asian kid with white girls?
If an attractive woman applys makeup in front of you....
Does this give you older guys who have never found love some hope?
Does a hot sex scene or nudity detract from a romantic movie?
I'm so embarrassed! I got a Playboy postcard today in my mailbox!
If Scientists discovered that by saying, "I wish I had a girlfriend" 9 times on the night before Christmas...
Does being blonde automatically make a guy more interested in the girl?
Wow, Britney Spears has a really nice looking mom!
It's not easy being short -- the measure of a man...
If you made a sex tape with your girlfriend would you ...
Do you guys think Britney Spears has a muscular upper back?
I love latinas -- anybody else think Dora the Explorer is really cute?
Hmmm, I've noticed that probably over 90% of my CD collection are women singers or are bands with a lead woman singer
Do some of you guys look forward to marriage so you can just let yourself go and get fat?
Can girls look hot wearing oversized granny panties?
Would you peek at a girl's naughty regions if you accidently switched bodies?
If you met a pretty girl and later found out that ...
What is it with girls and horses?
I saw T'Pol's butt crack in last week's Enterprise...
Do any of you guys have moms that wear thongs?
Seeing Justine Henin-Hardenne win the US Open brought weird feelings in me...
If a handsome guy came on ATOT and asked, "Who's the prettiest girl here?"
All women should strive to look like Kate Beckinsale in the movie Underworld!
Is there a website that shows how women age?
Do most couples look like they could pass as brother and sister?
Walmart ads make me realize how much better looking models are compared to us normal people...
Do you think 12 years from now, you youngin's will be talking about how hot that girl in Harry Potter is?
What would happen if Anand came on here and started referring to ATOT girls as his b1tches and ho's...
To those that don't have girlfriends: Does it make you sad when you hear that murderers have girlfriends and you don't?
Wow, mine's a little bigger than I thought it was!
My butt looks a little bit like Will Ferell's butt. Should I be concerned?
How come we don't see YAMT (Yet Another Man Thread) from the girls here?
For the girls -- pics of hot looking guys!
Have any of you guys ever dated a girl but later found yourself more attracted to her mom?
How small can it be without most girls becoming disappointed?
If scientists invented a way for men to breast feed by...
Have any of you girls ever kissed a frog/toad in the hopes that it will turn into a prince?
Would you guys date a flatulent girl?
After you get married, do any of you guys try to get your wife to eat more so that...
What percentage of women would take away a man's virginity if it meant saving his life?
Wow, it seems like I don't need a woman to make babies....
At what point in the relationship, is it okay for you to put your hands on a girl's butt without asking for permission?
My Chinese manhood keeps getting smaller every day...
What qualifies a man as being a "Quick Draw McGraw"?
Clever Flirtation or Creepy Come-on?
Holodeck Sex Sites: Would any of you join?
Originally posted by: jeremy74
Excuse me miss,can I touch your butt,and maybe your thingies?
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Bravo?
Adam, boy, charles, david, edward, frank, george, henry, ida, john, king, lincoln, mary, nora, ocean, paul, quebec, robert, sam, tom, union, victor, william, x-ray, young, zebra. :Q
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Bravo?
Adam, boy, charles, david, edward, frank, george, henry, ida, john, king, lincoln, mary, nora, ocean, paul, quebec, robert, sam, tom, union, victor, william, x-ray, young, zebra. :Q
Bah. That's the wussy police code. Get real. I wanna see some Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta talk with all the Marines we got on the boards.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: jeremy74
Excuse me miss,can I touch your butt,and maybe your thingies?
"It's for a research project. Please?"
Originally posted by: jumpr
We have the same codes bradruth, except we say "baker," "queen," and "yellow."
This thread kicks ass. I'm still holding out hope that it's not a parody.
Originally posted by: Rage187
wow, just wow...
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: jumpr
We have the same codes bradruth, except we say "baker," "queen," and "yellow."
This thread kicks ass. I'm still holding out hope that it's not a parody.
Young & Yellow are interchangable for us. We don't use Baker or Queen, though.
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Is this for real? :Q
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: jumpr
We have the same codes bradruth, except we say "baker," "queen," and "yellow."
This thread kicks ass. I'm still holding out hope that it's not a parody.
Young & Yellow are interchangable for us. We don't use Baker or Queen, though.
No oldies stations then?